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  ThePurpleProphet

I'm the type of person that doesn't like not knowing something. So I'm always searching for answers. Now I need your help with something.
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Is it data of data?
Why do pineapples taste nothing like apples, and why are they so dangerous?
Not superstitious? Well I happen to know it's bad luck to walk in front of a speeding bus.
Joke: What kind of litter would you not throw into the trash. ANS: A litter of kittens.
Why is rain so cold? You'd think it's rate of decent would cause it to warm up some.
Why are all the emoticons bald?

While standing in line at Walmart yesterday a woman was standing rather close to my daughter. When my daughter began sneezing the lady said"sorry it must be my perfume". my daughter replied "your perfume smells nasty like cigarette smoke."

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sugarnspice005

May 21 @ 12:06PM  
Joke: What kind of litter would you throw into the trash. ANS: A litter of kittens





Why are all the emoticons bald?

Been trying to figure that one out. Wait!!! Not all of them are bald! Look at this one! >>>>> See? It has a mohawk.
Wordsofwit

May 21 @ 12:53PM  
Joke: What kind of litter would you throw into the trash. ANS: A litter of kittens

I knew the first comment would be either a , , as that joke will go over like a fart in church. Well, actually, there people like me that would find a fart in church to be very funny.
sugarnspice005

May 21 @ 1:35PM  
Well, actually, there people like me that would find a fart in church to be very funny.

And I'll be the first to admit I'd be one who would laugh my head off at that.


1bunny629

May 21 @ 2:27PM  
your fummy!
Wordsofwit

May 21 @ 2:31PM  
And I'll be the first to admit I'd be one who would laugh my head off at that.

You may recall a post I did about three weeks ago concerning a funeral I attended at a catholic church. There was an elderly, senile woman with incontinence who shit during the eulogy and stunk up the services. When they tried to get her out to clean her up, she got quite testy and defiant in refusing to leave. She really put up a stink about it.
B9CC1D

May 22 @ 4:49AM  
Is it data of data

No, but you can have data of datum, though few people know the Latin to know what the hell you're saying then.

Why do pineapples taste nothing like apples

According to the OED, "pineapple" is the Old English term for a pine-cone. The Hawaiian fruit is named because of it's resemblance to a large pine-cone found on the ground.

and why are they so dangerous

The dangerous pineapple was the Mark II Grenade. (Oddly enough, "grenade" is a term referring to pomegranates...a disturbing connection between fruit and explosives.) They were dangerous because they were based on old technology and their innards could vary widely. The explosives could be black powder, smokeless powder, or TNT, and the fuses were not all the same. You could never be entirely sure when one would explode or with how much force, fragmentation, and smoke.
B9CC1D

May 22 @ 4:56AM  
Well I happen to know it's bad luck to walk in front of a speeding bus.

Or, in my case, a truck stopped at a 4-way.

Why is rain so cold

Water droplets are formed in clouds because of hydrostatic bonds - water is attracted to water. Smaller droplets are drawn together to make larger ones. When air pressure and updraft can no longer hold them aloft, they fall through the cloud, often gaining more water as they do so.

When they hit air that is less humid than the cloud, however, the water starts to ablate from the drop. The reduction in mass causes a drop in temperature, kind of (but not exactly) like the opposite of thermal expansion.

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