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The Penis Wants a Raise

posted 5/19/2010 1:07:50 PM |
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I,the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from People & Quality:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the order of the management team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

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May 19 @ 1:25PM  
....I'll give ya a kudo for trying!

May 19 @ 2:08PM  

May 19 @ 4:34PM  

May 19 @ 4:36PM  
I'm all for givin' ya a raise!!

May 19 @ 8:43PM  
Wheres the "Pussy" Report? You know how they are....If ya givem and Inch..they want a Mile ...WTH?

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