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Some thoughts from your dog....... posted 5/19/2010 10:06:27 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse   SpunkyRed 1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!!! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Ewe_Wish	May 19 @ 10:09AM
	Thanks for the laugh.....kudos
SpunkyRed	May 19 @ 10:17AM
	you're welcome ..we all need some Ha-Ha's 'round here lately!!!
sugarnspice005	May 19 @ 10:42AM
	Ok...who's been talking to my dogs?
ThePurpleProphet	May 19 @ 11:00AM
	Thems funny, now I know why she tore up the patio furniture.
Wordsofwit	May 19 @ 11:34AM
	Those are good with more than a grain of truth. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! There are two kinds of dogs: those that love to go for car rides and hang out the window, and those who hate it can can get car sick. My pair is in the latter group, so when they go for ride, it is, well, to them, like Al Capone taking somebody for ride. So, the only time that would be is to the vet with the result being a cross between a wrestling match and a tug of war.
flavorbuster	May 19 @ 11:35AM
	Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !! Women do accuse us men of the one who farted & call us dogs as well.
RevDocLove	May 19 @ 12:15PM
	Those were funnier'n dogshit
alybai42	May 19 @ 1:00PM
	Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!! I am always yelling at my mutt for barking when he is outside..
justme4u	May 19 @ 2:47PM
angelofdebauchery	May 19 @ 3:35PM
	soooo true! thanks for the laughs Spunk
sugarnspice005	May 19 @ 5:50PM
	7. Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! Must be what happened to this dog?
PinkToeNails	May 19 @ 5:57PM
	Funny blog Red!!! But sugar and her pictures are killing me over here!!! Keep them coming girl!!
Sunshine79	May 19 @ 6:20PM
	Yelling at me for barking.....yeah. Guilty as charged.
onehornytoad69	May 19 @ 8:46PM
	Cute!!
SpunkyRed	May 19 @ 8:57PM
	Thanks guys n girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alybai42	May 19 @ 9:09PM
	How come my dog has to get on my bed to lick himself I HATE that..
tassie1	May 20 @ 5:41AM
	notice when I dog is barking,ppl will tell it to sit down ? why...they can bark sitting down too.