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posted 5/19/2010 9:49:43 AM |
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  Ewe_Wish

Dear AMD,

It has come to my attention that you have a troll again in your Pervia land. I know this by hearing so many of you saying "Oh God, that fuctard is back." My apologies....I try not to make any mistakes but lets face it......Do you really think I intentionally made worms have both female and male sex organs. A lot goes into creating every living organism and I have off days just like everyone else.

I try to be equal in everything but sometimes there is left over or not enough parts to go around. Have you ever been baking and wanted to use a can of can milk......You open it up and use all but 1/2 cup and then you sit and wonder what in the world you will do with that last 1/2 cup.......and it usually goes to waste.......So I put all those left over waste products together and...........well it seemed like a good idea at the time.

So this is what happened..........

I had 142 IQ points.......I gave Revdoc 140 of them.....and had 2 left over........it went into the waste bin.

I had 10 points for sex......which is pretty high for sexy..........I gave Surv...9 of them.......and threw 1 in the waste bin.

I had 10 points for Confidence.....which again is pretty high......I gave Skwirl 9 of them.....because I didn't want to make her cocky......and I threw 1 in the waste bin.

I had 10 points of manners and tolerance......I gave them all to RJ......so nothing got put in the waste bin.

I had 10 inches for a sex organ and I gave Flavorbuster 9 of them.........and only 1 went into the waste bin........that makes for a little prick don't you agree?

I had 10 points in meanness but I don't like mean people so I threw it all in the waste bin.

I had 10 points of jealousy and hatred but again those are traits I don't like so it all went into the waste bin.

I had tons of points for open and honesty and I gave each person a little bit.....told them to be careful......this is the internet and there are some that will use that against you.......but I spread it out careful so there was none to throw away.

When I was all done I called the Garbage Angel and told him that my waste bin was full and could he dispose of it for me. The Garbage Angel told me about recycling......and that all that waste could be detrimental to the Earth.......I was in quandary as to what to do.......so finally I put it all together and created something I have come to regret. As soon as I figure out how to disperse water to land ratio a bit more evenly on earth I will work on fixing this troll. Until then just remember what he is made of........hatred, jealousy, has only one inch dic which would make anyone a prick, no intelligence.........no confidence.....it makes a very sad person..........He will continue coming back because he has no one........and if you remember the shower picture......I don't even have to explain why that is.....

I need to go now since I am trying to catch up from Monday.......nothing ever seems to get done on Mondays and it takes me all the rest of the week to try to catch up......

Your Friend,
God

PS. Skwirl, for someone who doesn't believe in me, you sure called my name during the clit massage yesterday...........thank You.... .btw wasn't the clit just the greatest gift I gave you women?

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ThePurpleProphet

May 19 @ 9:57AM  
How privileged, you got a letter from God.
dmbchick420

May 19 @ 10:04AM  
How did you get AMD's email??? Greenie
sugarnspice005

May 19 @ 10:09AM  
I didn't get that email. God doesn't luv me anymore!

lunanegra

May 19 @ 12:13PM  
RevDocLove

May 19 @ 12:20PM  
I did not...Repeat, I DID NOT send that to anyone...

OOPS !!!! I keep forgetting the 'damn' after God when somebody
mentions me
ynot7769

May 19 @ 12:21PM  
he must not have used ANY parts n gave me all of ME ..good thing huh
theSkwirl

May 19 @ 1:54PM  
Dear GOD.. I do believe in you... Always have. I just don't believe in Jesus little sheep.
angelofdebauchery

May 19 @ 3:47PM  

I didn't get a letter from God

I did get a message from a Mr. DeVil though
PinkToeNails

May 19 @ 7:08PM  
and if you remember the shower picture

*snicker*

I think I started that one

Thanks for the shoutout God

Wordsofwit

May 19 @ 7:40PM  
It is not the first time I have been left out or the first time that I was glad to be excluded.
Lisa46

May 19 @ 8:35PM  
Darn God missed my box, maybe he'll write to me the next time

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