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Knew a Farmer Had a Dog... posted 5/17/2010 10:24:43 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse   theSkwirl And Bingo was his name-o... or some such shite. Anyway... I'm in the midst of ten blogs in 24 hours.. I think this is number three.. hard to count when your hands are busy typing and you got shoes on .. ain't it? On a personal note.. it's drizzly today, thanks a bunch Boots for sending that damned rain over. My garden is all planted except for a few things that will be added as they are purchased.. got lil green bits coming up and everything. I talk dirty to my garden.. it seems to work. Lil fuckers keep right on poppin up anyway. Oh.. I know.. Crystal Head Vodka.. YUM.. you don't need a mixer or ice or anything.. it's that good. May has been a bad month to be a legend. We've lost 3 legends this month so far. Ronny James Dio, Frank Frazetta and the great Lena Horne. May they all rest in peace.. and now you know that the Summer lands is gonna have great music and the art.. oooh the art! Let's see.. what else can I bore you with? Ohh my strawberries are putting on fruit! yay for fresh strawberries. Now if it just warms up again so they can ripen. Gonna be a bumper year for raspberries too if they all set on. mmmm berries. Ok that's enough crap for blog #3 ... catch ya later. Oh wait.. don't change the page just yet.. Wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

read more blogs! Blogs by theSkwirl: For Alybai #8... eh.. who's counting? Seven.. and I admit.. Six in a row... how far will she go? Halfway point.. Numero Four-o Cuz I can O. Knew a Farmer Had a Dog... It Was a Dark and Stormy Night... repost A revised repost... Happy Mommy's Day .. even to those who aren't technically mommies. Once Upon a Time or.. Thoughts to Constipate You

PinkToeNails	May 17 @ 10:39PM
	Yep! I wanna fuck!! Especially now..... I talk dirty to my garden Me too!! And all this rain has made my tomatoes and parsley look great!!! I have some squash and burpless cucumbers planted too! Shouldn't be too long before I start munching on what's out there.... now if I can just let my tomatoes grow and become red and juicy.... I just LOVE fried green tomatoes I will try to refrain! hard to count when your hands are busy typing and you got shoes on .. ain't it? Right??
Ewe_Wish	May 17 @ 10:45PM
	“Lay on, MacSkwirl, and damned be him who first cries ‘Hold! enough!’” ~ Shakesheep
theSkwirl	May 17 @ 11:12PM
	I'm not tellin where my fingers really were.. geeeze... then all the guys would wanna watch.. and my puter would burn down.
soft_touch938	May 18 @ 12:17AM
	I just love late night laughs....thanks youse peeps! Uh...c'mon tell us where those fingers was...I got a fire extinguisher.....
ladybootscooter	May 18 @ 12:45AM
	I talk dirty to my garden.. it seems to work. On a serious note, Myth Busters completed an experiment on the effects of talking to your plants to make them grow. While talking worked somewhat, loud death metal rock made them grow the most and resulted in the most produce! you may now return to your regularly scheduled journalistic endeavors!
flavorbuster	May 18 @ 12:52AM
	loud death metal rock made them grow the most and resulted in the most produce! Maybe they were only into country music & trying to pull themselves out of the ground to get the hell out of dodge.
RevDocLove	May 18 @ 8:26AM
	Crystal Head Vodka What??? No Bu-Tay vodka made in Bend or Ashland's Organic Nation Vodka??? It's available at Stevens Street Liquor in Medford.. World's first natural organic vodka
sugarnspice005	May 18 @ 9:29AM
	Only 3 so far? Well, I see another, so you're up to 4. You're almost there! I talk dirty to my garden.. it seems to work. Lil fuckers keep right on poppin up anyway. Well, I don't have a garden, just my Aloe plants. Just planted them in some new soil and OMG!!! They are taking off! Ain't gonna "talk dirty" to them cause I don't need them poppin up any more than they already are!
ynot7769	May 18 @ 11:11PM
	Oh.. I know.. Crystal Head Vodka.. YUM.. you don't need a mixer or ice or anything.. it's that good. well ty ..IF i ever drink again since i like straight vodka thats what i'll have