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Repost of the toy recall

posted 5/15/2010 3:56:09 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

There has been a worldwide recall of all dildos, vibrators and any similar device. These device have been known to cause the following: rapid heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, back arching, eye rolling, sweats, vaginal fluid release, excitability, pain, excessive pleasure, dry mouth, panting, convulsive behaviors (shakes, shivers ect.), giggles, the hating of men, exhuastion and various other side effects.
If you experience any of these or other side effects please destroy your toy and find the closest man or woman of your liking. And please remember I am always here to help you through the withdrawal period. Thank you and good night. This has been a public address announcement.
If you cannot destroy them yourself I can come to your house and collect them myself.

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whisperingcomet

May 15 @ 4:01PM  
I love you purp!
1bunny629

May 15 @ 4:31PM  
huh....I really don't know what to say??? That's a first..... is there any recycling involved???? ...I mean really??? What would a landfill for dildo's and sex toys look like???????????????...maybe a batterized earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...ha! I did find something to say...
onehornytoad69

May 15 @ 6:43PM  
Good one!!! Greenie for being Original...!!!
sugarnspice005

May 15 @ 6:54PM  
theSkwirl

May 16 @ 6:07PM  
Over my dead but still quivering body!!!

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Repost of the toy recall