Repost of the toy recall posted 5/15/2010 3:56:09 PM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse

ThePurpleProphet

There has been a worldwide recall of all dildos, vibrators and any similar device. These device have been known to cause the following: rapid heart rate, a rise in blood pressure, back arching, eye rolling, sweats, vaginal fluid release, excitability, pain, excessive pleasure, dry mouth, panting, convulsive behaviors (shakes, shivers ect.), giggles, the hating of men, exhuastion and various other side effects.
If you experience any of these or other side effects please destroy your toy and find the closest man or woman of your liking. And please remember I am always here to help you through the withdrawal period. Thank you and good night. This has been a public address announcement.
If you cannot destroy them yourself I can come to your house and collect them myself.

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