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Top 11 Dog & Cat Characteristics

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1. Dogs come when you call them.
Cats take a message and get back to you.

2. Dogs look much better at the end of a leash.

3. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

4. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire.
Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

5. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse.

6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon.
Cats will take a three-hour nap.

7. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

8. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work.
Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.

9. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command.
Cats will smirk and walk away.

10. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk.
Cats will yawn and close their eyes.

11. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

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Wordsofwit

May 15 @ 8:34AM  
A lot of truth in all of that.
Sunshine79

May 15 @ 11:32AM  
7. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.

My dog is the 1st one out the door and in the car.......
theSkwirl

May 15 @ 2:56PM  
I dunno what kinda cats y'all have but I've had some that wake you up cuz the food dish is empty, they curl up and purr on your lap when you feel miserable.. and two of em loved going bye bye in the car! They laid in the back window and watched traffic.
PinkToeNails

May 15 @ 4:41PM  
7. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.

Nah... my cats just sit ON my car............

sugarnspice005

May 15 @ 6:30PM  

3. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.

Yeah? Tell Tazz that for me will ya? That dog hates getting a bath.

5. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper.
Cats might bring you a dead mouse

Ok..I'm on my third pair of slippers because if I don't put them out of reach...Buddy chews them up. As to the mouse issue...one and only time I ever saw a mouse in my house...Tazz got it. She swallowed it too.

7. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you.
Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.




11. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever.
Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
justme4u

May 15 @ 6:35PM  

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