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posted 5/13/2010 4:01:59 PM |
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  ThePurpleProphet

Have you ever thought about getting on of those "real" dolls?

Well here is your chance to get one at a wonderful price. For $9.99 you can get a limited edition "real" doll of me The PurpleProphet". This life-like doll comes with real hair cut from my own head. It also has a 15 million tetrabyte artificial intelligent and interactive hard drive for a brain. Ask it a question and it gives an answer just like me.
As a bonus I gave it a wonderful personality just like mine. The doll is fully functional, all 41/2 inches if you know what I mean.

Now they are limited to only 50 of these wild and crazy dolls and it's stamped as such on the left foot.

As a bonus I will delivery it to your house for free. The doll will drive up to your house and come to your front door and ladies you'll swear you're talking to me live. Once I get there, I mean the doll, lube it up and have your way with me. One per customer please.

Get ready to feel my soft lips, I mean the dolls.

Ladies only.

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StraddleMyNose

May 13 @ 4:06PM  
Kudos for the laugh, Purple!
Wordsofwit

May 13 @ 4:15PM  
This life-like doll comes with real hair cut from my own head.

Based upon the pictures I have seen, if production is limited to 50, that is about four hairs per doll. If somebody get curly hair, we will know where it came from (You didn't specify which head, so you are legally covered from liability).

Pretty funny. I'll give it kudo but not place an order (I trust that you understand).
dmbchick420

May 13 @ 4:49PM  
Kudos for a cute and clever blog.....it definitely made me smile
sugarnspice005

May 13 @ 4:52PM  
Good one!

Only $9.99? Gonna have to check the change jar.
ynot7769

May 13 @ 5:28PM  
*sits n takes notes..keeps eyes out to see how it works...n ponders outta the 8 states he travels where should HE deliver 'his doll' first *


kudo's PP
onehornytoad69

May 13 @ 9:26PM  
Get ready to feel my soft lips, I mean the dolls.
Just another Scam!!! Ladies Beware......!!!!!
Good one Purp!!!
PinkToeNails

May 13 @ 9:30PM  
LOL I'm giving you a kudo for being so clever!!!


PeachyKeen

May 14 @ 2:21AM  
This is a phenominal bargain... $9.99, no shipping charges and personal customer service! I'll take two and a few more for my friends.

Question: How much would you charge to add a blind fold and hand cuffs with the doll? I know where you can sell a ton of these puppies.
allknowing

May 14 @ 2:21AM  
I'm not sure you can spare the hair for 50 dolls......lol.
Ewe_Wish

May 14 @ 8:15AM  
Ah Purp...........I can see right through this scam of yours.......there isn't really a doll is there..........you were going to rip me off for my 9.99...........wait a minute....... I get it the scam is you were going to show up and pass yourself off as the doll right? Now you know better than that...........your not as life like as rubber dolls are................


Purp.......thanks..........funny blogs that are original work are a rarity around here.............thanks for the laugh........and I want my 10 dollars back................ Kudos
KitKat25

May 14 @ 8:24AM  
Kudos for making me LMAO!!!
flavorbuster

May 14 @ 9:07AM  
...... kudo
theSkwirl

May 14 @ 1:04PM  
Hmm only 9.99... that's kinda a bargain.. can you..er .. the doll reach high cupboards?
StraddleMyNose

May 16 @ 10:43AM  
I'm not sure you can spare the hair for 50 dolls......lol.
Yep, this comment from Coctail really stood out a couple of days ago as far as knowing it's him behind this new screen name taking cheap shots and little jabs at good people on here...
whisperingcomet

May 16 @ 11:18AM  
Sorry Purp, but no order for me....I'm holding out for the real thang
1bunny629

May 16 @ 1:24PM  
....I am more into twins....

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