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Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend's Parents

posted 5/13/2010 9:21:11 AM |
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My parole officer thinks Sarah has a calming effect on me.

Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?

Can you believe it those jerks at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can be rather vindictive at times.

Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.

Sarah is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

Nice place you've got here, that painting looks expensive, I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sarah's will be okay too.

Can I put my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost...

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ynot7769

May 13 @ 9:30AM  
Which one of you taught Sarah to give such great head?
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shit....no wonder they threw me out ..... who knew
ThePurpleProphet

May 13 @ 9:42AM  
How about a foursome?
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May 13 @ 11:49AM  
1bunny629

May 13 @ 2:10PM  
My name is Milton, I am Puerto Rican, I have a gigantic cock with a birthmark on the head so that it looks like a snow covered mountain. It ecites me so to watch your daughter mount me!...over and over and over again!

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