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NOT So True Story (Will Make Ya Smile)***EDITED***

posted 5/6/2010 8:03:03 PM |
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  Sunshine79

My Mom just called me & said she had a funny story to tell me. My sister has a friend who has a son that is 15 & autistic.

Story goes like this: The son calls the mom at work one day and says "Mom, you gotta come home, theres a troll in my closet!" Mom says everything will be ok, she'll check it after work. Being autistic, he's got this thing about trolls.
So, he calls his mom back about 15 minutes later & says "Mom, you really need to come home, the troll in my closet is getting louder!" Mom disregards it again, knowing her son, thinking he was just playing around, tells him once again everything will be ok, she'll be home soon. About a half hour later, he calls her back again and says "Mom, you really need to come home now, the troll in my closet is screaming!" At this point, the mom's employers are aware of her sons conditions and she was let out early to run home. She gets home and finds her son and says "Ok, wheres this troll??" Her son leads her to his room and says "Shhh....listen Mom...."

Sure enough, she hears some yelling! Confused, she opens the closet door and there standing inside was a midget. He was a Jehovah's Witness that had come to the door. Turns out, when the son opened the door & saw him, he immediately snatched him up and hid him in the closet. She kindly apologized & explained that her son had a thing for trolls & he was autistic. Him being a midget, he kind of freaked out. All was forgiven.

This story made me laugh, could you imagine??

****Ok, this was a call made to me by my Mom, from my sister, from her friend of a friend that has this 15yr autistic son. I can't believe I fell for this story and not only that, but thought I knew the boy himself!!! And last nite at dinner I told the story & everyone already heard it, but it was a local incident. My story was 1500 miles north. See how stuff floats around so quickly on the internet??***

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Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 8:24PM  
That is unreal and funnier than hell!!!!
PinkToeNails

May 6 @ 8:28PM  
LMAO!! That is too funny!! Poor kid though! You know he was scared to death..and so was the midget I bet...... good story!!!

Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 8:47PM  
I don't think anyone can top that, but it does remind me of something.

When I was around 19 I dated a girl who had two close girlfriends that were almost inseparable. One had a 15 YO brother who was a real jerk, Jimmy. He was small and only looked like he was 11. Her dad was a single parent who worked evenings and had this attitude of, "I know you kids are going to drink and I would rather have you drink here than out driving or on the street."

One chilly Friday night they hosted a party. Jimmy would sneak out of his bedroom window, come around back, sneak in the backdoor and raid the cooler full of beer. People became aware of this and got a bit pissed, but didn't say anything to his sister. Some guys went out in the backyard to smoke a joint and found Jimmy passed out on the lawn with an unopened beer in each pocket of his leather bomber jacket. They just left him there.

A few minutes later, the girls left to go to the store for orange juice for the vodka and more ice. The boyfriend of the Jimmy's sister, who couldn't stand him, and was among the three finding him out back, went out with a friend and they dragged him in the house.

They took him (still passed out), to the coat closet by the front door. They took off his jacket, put a wooden coat hanger in it, put it on him, buttoned it up and hung him up in the closet.

About a half hour after the girls got back, his sister asked if anyone had seen him as he had been coming in with permission for munchies. Her boyfriend said, "I am sure that he is hanging out somewhere."

Finally, somebody decided to leave and discovered Jimmy when they went to get their coat. Unfortunately, he had gotten sick and puked on a few. We never did say how he got there.
Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 8:47PM  
I am giving this one a kudo.
KitKat25

May 6 @ 9:00PM  
Well...that story did more than put a smile on my face...it made me laugh my arse off.

Thanks so much for sharing Sunshine.
theSkwirl

May 6 @ 9:05PM  
Well hell.. it's an understandable mistake.. Witnesses.. trolls.. same thing right?
StraddleMyNose

May 6 @ 9:11PM  
Oh, Megan, tsk tsk tsk...
Ewe_Wish

May 7 @ 1:24AM  
Thank god the midget was understanding about the situation.......or there could have been a hell of a fallout from this but can you imagine the midget sitting around his dinner table that night saying to his wife............The funniest thing happened at work today..............
longbow371

May 7 @ 7:07AM  
reminds me of a time, long ago, round at a friends house. There was a few of us there, all getting pretty stoned when there was a knock at the door. My friend went to answer it, low and behold, Jehovah's Witness's standing there and started preachng. My friends jet black siamese cat went and sat at his feet and hissed at the Jehovah's Witness's. To this my friend retorted "i'm sorry my cat's satanic" and closed the door on them.......


Doesn't beat your's tho sunshine LMAO
max49

May 7 @ 8:16AM  
Where's Billy when you need him. You know how he likes midget sex LOL.
dmbchick420

May 7 @ 11:33AM  
This is a story that has been floating around EVERYWHERE. I had 2 of my co-workers tell me that this was a true story and that it happened to someone THEY know, so once the 2nd one told me about it, I knew it was a rumor.

First story I was told it was a Jehovah's Witness and the second time I was told it was the guy coming around to read the gas meter. They also both said the kid had Down's Syndrome. One said troll and the other said gnome.

It had me going too and I thought it was pretty funny the first time I heard it!


sugarnspice005

May 7 @ 5:28PM  
OMG!!!! That is hilarious!!!!! I mean, I feel for the Witness, but, c'mon..stuff like that just doesn't happen everyday.
Wordsofwit

May 7 @ 5:44PM  
Apparently sunshine's sister or her sister's friend is a bullshitter. Can I have my kudo back?

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