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posted 5/6/2010 9:53:01 AM |
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  cottoncandydragon

It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month. This is according to an e-mail I received from Naughty Cards.

(Mothers get a day, masturbation gets a whole month.....go figure!)

But never let it be said that the members of this group didn't do their part to support a national observance, so for the rest of the month, let's spend plenty of time masturbating alone or with someone. Those of you in a committed relationship might consider giving your special someone a bouquet of vibrators to celebrate the occasion.

Come on, everybody! Let's lend a hand!

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Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 9:57AM  
Well, if mom is a single parent then the two go hand in hand.
Ewe_Wish

May 6 @ 11:25AM  
It has come to my attention that May is National Masturbation month.
Well now the amount people date will go down drastically.........after all you don't have to get all dressed up or cost you money to have sex this month.........another reason to celebrate.........
Wordsofwit

May 6 @ 11:34AM  
Aren't you glad that they chose a month with 31 days in it instead of February.

Di you ever wonder why they didn't take one day from January and one from March and give them to February to kind of even them all out?
theSkwirl

May 6 @ 12:22PM  
A bouquet of vibrators.. I'd settle for batteries for the one I have.
1bunny629

May 6 @ 1:37PM  
re there special colors we should be wearing to celebrate this significant holiday? Will we be ousted if we wear them in public??? Do minorities masterbate?? Ya know I am just kidding around...taking Straddles blog about the red, white and blue a little bit too far! Happy Masterbation Month! when ya don't have to wear anything to represent your sexuality!
StraddleMyNose

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May 6 @ 1:48PM  
re there special colors we should be wearing to celebrate this significant holiday? Will we be ousted if we wear them in public??? Do minorities masterbate?? Ya know I am just kidding around...taking Straddles blog about the red, white and blue a little bit too far!
That was funny, Murph!
Dione

May 6 @ 2:41PM  
Skwirlie girl... send me your address privately. I lotsa spare batteries I can send you.

You just gotta love a country that has a whole month dedicated to masterbation! Whether alone or with someone it is fun... so get out there and share your vibes!
1bunny629

May 6 @ 3:03PM  
My didlo "BIG PINK" wakes me up in the middle of the night for some good mastering sessions...god he loves me...or is it a she??? Huh...Big Pink sunds kinda feminine...maybe will rename him???? her???? it?????...all I know is he won't leave me alone...so I guess the dildo knows about the celebration! ...is there a dildo ghost in my house????
Lisa46

May 6 @ 4:00PM  
Yeah Skwirl that is one thing I refuse to run out of is batteries What kind would you like and send me your addy. At this rate we'll have you set for at least a year or so
Sunshine79

May 6 @ 6:14PM  
I got no problem with this, lol
whisperingcomet

May 6 @ 6:50PM  
Finally, a decent fucking holiday

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