A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his
wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip
short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy..
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
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"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have
a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George
Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a
safe trip back to Chicago ."
"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from
Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle." 
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Wordsofwit
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May 6 @ 7:16AM
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That is bad, but original, funny, and I hadn't heard it before. So even though I am viewed by many as a socialist or liberal, I have to give you a green diskie for this one!
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Wordsofwit
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May 6 @ 7:24AM
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Okay, now these jokes are reruns as I have posted them a few times, but, I made them up.
I went to visit the SMU campus and had use the restroom. When I completed my business, I emerged and I asked a passer by, "Where is the George W. Bush Presidential Library?"
"You were just in it."
"I didn't see anything."
"You probably weren't in the right stall."
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A neo-conservative was visiting a friend in another city that he hadn't seen in years to go to church. It was cold outside. So cold, in fact, that he had to wrap himself up in three American flags in an attempt to stay warm. When he entered the church he was amazed at how opulent and beautiful it was, particularly the woodwork and velvet cushions in the pews.
Even after he and his friend were seated, he continued to look around at the posh surroundings as his friend watched him take everything in. He then spied something above the alter that made his eyes widen and his mouth fall open.
His friend asked, "What, what is it?"
He pointed to the elaborately ornate huge crucifix above and behind the the alter and exclaimed, "I can't believe Rush lost so much weight!!!"
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RevDocLove
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May 6 @ 8:43AM
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 Bad...Butt funny 
I heard that about Dubya in the middle with Clinton and Obama tatts 
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sugarnspice005
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May 6 @ 8:54AM
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Did that border agent just call the President an asshole?  That was good!
And Bruce..those were good. 
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Wordsofwit
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May 6 @ 9:00AM
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I thought it was so funny that I sent it to my friends by email after I modified it:
A lady traveling through Mexico on vacation lost herwallet and all of her identification. Cutting her trip short, she attempted to make her way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the lady.
"Sure lady, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
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"But I can prove I'm an American!" she exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my tush and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the agent.
With that, the lady dropped her pants and showed the agent her behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Alaska ."
"Thanks!" she said. "But how did you know I was from Alaska ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized Sarah Palin in the middle."
For conservatives, feel free to substitute California and Nancy Pelosi.
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