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posted 5/5/2010 3:21:33 PM |
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A nurse says to a girl in the maternity ward, "Would you like your husband to be present at the birth?" She says, "I'm afraid I don't have a husband, or a boyfriend. I'm unattached. I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth, the nurse says to the girl, "You have a healthy bouncing baby, but the baby is black."

The girl says, "I was down on my luck, so I took a job in a porno movie where the lead man was black.

"The nurse says, "The baby also has blonde hair."

The girl says, "There was a Swedish guy in the movie, too."

The nurse says, "The baby also has slanted eyes."

The girl says, "There was a Chinaman in the movie, too."

Then the nurse hands the baby to the girl. The girl spanks it, and it cries out.

The girl says, "That's a relief. I was afraid the little bastard was gonna bark."

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RevDocLove

May 5 @ 4:35PM  
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At least it wasn't a dog AND pony show
onehornytoad69

May 5 @ 6:08PM  
Good One!!! Greenie for the Giggles!!!
theSkwirl

May 5 @ 8:26PM  

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