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posted 4/30/2010 10:54:59 AM |
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Police officers George and Mary and their police dog had been assigned to walk a beat. They had been out only a short time when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and shower and I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

"We don't have to go back," George replied. "Just give the dog one sniff of your pussy, and he'll go fetch them for you."

Mary lifted her skirt for the dog. After ten seconds of sniffing, Fido took off toward the station house.

Twenty minutes later they heard sirens. Suddenly the dog rounded the corner with a dozen police cars in pursuit - and the captain's balls in his mouth!

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Apr 30 @ 11:36AM  
OOPS !!!!!

Apr 30 @ 11:40AM  
oh.. snap.

Apr 30 @ 3:19PM  

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