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posted 4/28/2010 7:43:02 PM |
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Gots tired feet???


Why not try Bort's Inflatable Helium Panties...just pull a thingie and your panties inflate with Helium allowing you to float effortlessly while shopping at the Mall or grocery store. I've also enstalled the electrical vibrating doo dad for your relaxing pleasure.

For the males of AMD ...my Macho Helium Panties work great for fishing without a boat ...just pull your thingie and float out to your favorte fishing hole in the middle of the lake.

Always working for you ...Professor Pan.T.Borty.

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theSkwirl

Apr 28 @ 7:47PM  
Helium panties! Just the thing for WoW and his tired penis!

I want helium nipple caps k?
Pudge2you

Apr 28 @ 7:49PM  


I would like to run the doo dad please... when is it gonna be my turn to run the doo-dad?


Hiya Bort, good to see yer still tinkerin'.
sugarnspice005

Apr 28 @ 7:50PM  
I'll order a couple dozen...


I want helium nipple caps k?

When he sends ya some Skwirl...lemme kow how well they work.
theSkwirl

Apr 28 @ 7:55PM  
you betcha..
borty293

Apr 28 @ 8:04PM  
Well gals ...I gots the helium bra's with the built in nipple enlargers still in stock
Ewe_Wish

Apr 28 @ 8:04PM  
Do these come in any other style other than granny panties? and If so I will take 8 pair.........one for each day of the week........and an extra for OMG I AM STILL CUMMING..............pink please......
PinkToeNails

Apr 28 @ 8:06PM  
pink please......

Who me?? You need help with those panties Ewe!??!?!?
theSkwirl

Apr 28 @ 8:11PM  
Yeah but Borty, I don't like straps.. so .. could you invent pasties maybe?
ynot7769

Apr 28 @ 8:14PM  
need a good sales rep
Pudge2you

Apr 28 @ 8:17PM  
I would like to run the doo dad please... when is it gonna be my turn to run the doo-dad?
PinkToeNails

Apr 28 @ 8:20PM  
*handing Pudge the remote*
borty293

Apr 28 @ 8:21PM  
That's a good idea Ms. Sqwirl. I could install small propellors on the pastes for forward torque...
theSkwirl

Apr 28 @ 8:22PM  
ooooh propellers!!! I can hardly wait!
Pudge2you

Apr 28 @ 8:23PM  
ok Pink... we're gonna start slow, but at some point I'm gonna turn this thing up to 11.
ynot7769

Apr 28 @ 8:27PM  
i just wanna sell em...i see a saleable product now ..i just need to know my commission n i'm outta here....
borty293

Apr 28 @ 8:32PM  
Ynot...you will have to talk to Max49...he drives the Pantyvan.

Last I heard ..he souped it up will one of the old space shuttle engines ...haven't seen him since...
flavorbuster

Apr 28 @ 9:15PM  
For the males of AMD ...my Macho Helium Panties work great for fishing without a boat ...just pull your thingie and float out to your favorte fishing hole in the middle of the lake.
The helium filled drawers may appear to enlarge my worm attracting the biggest fish in the lake to bite deflating my float capabilities causing me to drown knowing my luck.
onehornytoad69

Apr 28 @ 10:51PM  
For the males of AMD ...my Macho Helium Panties work great for fishing without a boat ...just pull your thingie and float out to your favorte fishing hole in the middle of the lake.
OMG..You are my Hero!!!
Roland Martin... Beware...Thx to Uncle Borty...I'm gonna Kick your Ass!!!

Thx Uncle Bort!!!
1bunny629

Apr 29 @ 1:47AM  
I had a pair and they took me to the MOON...it took forever to get back...good to see ya Borty...i was thinking of you today!

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