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posted 4/28/2010 3:26:47 PM |
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A friend sent me this and, to an extent, I can relate as a few others can with some others failing to admit it!!!

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the fucking thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

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Apr 28 @ 3:35PM  

Apr 28 @ 3:43PM  
I think Father Time has a very warped sense of humor.

Apr 28 @ 3:48PM  
Now you need to post a link to "Dear Penis" by Rodney Carrington

Apr 28 @ 3:53PM  

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Apr 28 @ 4:12PM

Apr 28 @ 4:32PM  
So after its prime it gets awarded the name Droopy.

Apr 28 @ 4:45PM  
oh shit

Apr 28 @ 5:37PM  
Yanno.....I've met that guy....

again and again and again and....well you get the picture....

Apr 28 @ 5:43PM  
Cute! Reminds me of the Rodney Carrington song.

Apr 28 @ 5:45PM  
Sorry, Bruce. I'd rather read a pussy poem

Apr 28 @ 7:05PM  
Awww poor lil penis.. c'mere and let me kiss it all better.

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