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I Lost a Beer tonight...(Another True Story!)

posted 4/27/2010 9:01:29 PM |
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I mowed my grass this afternoon.. It was awesome, the temps. were...in the upper 60's Prolly warmer....
I Mowed the backyard...and I was having a good time!!!
2 beers down and the backyard is Done!!!!!!!
(I break my yard up in 4 Qtr's....)
Well I'm working on the 3rd Qtr. and...had to stop for a Pee..so I got a Beer..at the same time...!!
Well, I drink about 1/2 the beer and set it down..and went back at it!!
I wanna get this shit Done Now!!!
I Mowed till I ran out of Gas...so I grabbed the beer already had open....and chugged it...!!!
I Felt something..in my Mouth that was like Wire...and Moving....!!!!! I made it outdoors.....and lost it!!! My 1st!!
Oh well,Thank God I had More Beers here!!

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flavorbuster

Apr 27 @ 9:15PM  
Don't feel bad I've got drunk & poured myself a double shot of coke. I took a sip & wondered why I didn't taste any whiskey. I bypassed the main ingredient. I was supposed to pour the whiskey then the coke in the glass. I've even done that stone cold sober before.
sugarnspice005

Apr 27 @ 9:20PM  
I Mowed till I ran out of Gas...so I grabbed the beer already had open....and chugged it...!!!
I Felt something..in my Mouth that was like Wire...and Moving....!!!!! I made it outdoors.....and lost it!!! My 1st!!

And that is why I don't drink beer out of a can when outside. Bottled is better because you can always put the cap back on.
RevDocLove

Apr 27 @ 9:31PM  
You just ain't havin' any luck for shit today
NightOfOld

Apr 27 @ 10:09PM  

So what was the moving wirey thing ??
StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 11:52PM  
So what was the moving wirey thing ??
Yeah, inquiring minds would like to know...
Ewe_Wish

Apr 28 @ 12:16AM  
You just got a little meat with your beer..................LOL
flavorbuster

Apr 28 @ 12:27AM  
I just lost some friends.
Wordsofwit

Apr 28 @ 8:33AM  
Several years ago a friend of mine and I were walking through the woods to a blackberry patch. We were drinking beer. When we moved through some brush, he took a swig and got this horrified look on his face. He rapidly chugged some beer, then composed himself. There had been a bug that had fallen into the beer can. After a few seconds, he got the horrified look on his face again, and chugged down what was left of his beer and motioned to me to give him mine, which I did. It seems that after the first round the bug had only gotten partially washed down and was crawling up the back of his throat. After he slammed mine the bug was disposed of. He said he thought it was a beetle of some type. He was lucky it wasn't a grasshopper.
Wordsofwit

Apr 28 @ 9:02AM  
When we have GTGs down at the coast that story is still told under the title of Terry and his Bugweiser.
tassie1

May 1 @ 5:51AM  
bugweiser

you have to be careful drinking out of cans over here during summer cos European Wasps can fly inside them and sting your throat when you try to swallow your drink.

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