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posted 4/27/2010 7:29:12 PM |
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I went into Kroger a few days ago because of severe heartburn, indigestion, acid reflux, or whatever it's all the same to me. Well without stating my symptoms I asked a pharmacist for Prozac , the best on the market because I'm in a world of hurt here & this woman had the nerve to ask if I needed an ambulance or needed someone to talk to about my problem . I said no lady I need a quick fix & that was a big mistake saying that because she threatened to call 911. By this time I was pissed off to no end & told her never in my life have I ever heard of anybody calling 911 over heartburn & with a shit eating grin she said sugar you mean Prilosec which is for heartburn Prozac is for depression & boy did I feel stupid.
Well fuck I laughed it off & got the fuck out of there (PDQ) Pretty damned quick.

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ynot7769

Apr 27 @ 7:47PM  
did they find something FOR your heartburn???
sugarnspice005

Apr 27 @ 7:51PM  
Yeah, what he ^^^^^^^^^ said. Did you get the stuff for your heartburn?
flavorbuster

Apr 27 @ 7:56PM  
Yes that Prilosec & let me tell you it worked wonders. The best shit on the market I would say. I feel great like Tony the Tiger.
PinkToeNails

Apr 27 @ 7:58PM  
I feel great like Tony the Tiger

Right on!

Prilosec works great! Nexium is pretty good too!!

Funny story!!

alybai42

Apr 27 @ 8:08PM  
I use to take Nexium..It worked great also...


I use to be on Prozak years ago I hated the side effects
onehornytoad69

Apr 27 @ 8:14PM  

Good one!!!
Greenie for the Giggles!
ynot7769

Apr 27 @ 8:24PM  
i got xanx so i either don't git heart burn OR don't give a shit
theSkwirl

Apr 27 @ 8:39PM  
Sigh none of that stuff works for me.. dangit..

I just chew a handful of tums.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 8:55PM  
You have got to be kidding!!!

Ewe_Wish

Apr 28 @ 12:25AM  
Sigh none of that stuff works for me.. dangit..

I just chew a handful of tums.
Yep me too.........

but damn I thought I would wet myself laughing at you..............google is the key...........next time before you ask for the wrong medicine...........google what you need and print out ............or you may end up in a looney bin...........and still have the heartburn..........
40DWM

Apr 28 @ 4:04PM  
Just a note 'bout heartburn and such.
Find a really good Doc.....or even more difficult to find, one that does not have
so large a re-occurring Mercedes/House/Trophy-Wife payments...and get checked for something called "H-Pylori", I'm sure my spelling is off.
H'Pylori can be treated, and cured. No more heartburn, in many cases.

Pharmaceuticals are a Billion dollar industry, 'they' don't want to cure you, they want you back. Monthly, or bi-weekly if they can. Obama is helping them.

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