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Repost: How Animals Do it

posted 4/27/2010 1:38:23 PM |
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This is a repost I did a couple of years ago........I don't claim to be a poet but I thought I'd post it again just for shit and giggles.


Have you ever thought about
How animals find their mates
They can’t go to the bars
And look for likely dates.

They don’t go to church
To meet with someone new
They don’t have friends
To be introduced through.

So what if animals had
what internet provides
Could go online to find the one
That wasn’t just after their hides

Would there be sites
With profiles for a match
they could have their requirements
to get their own catch..

Now they would have listed gender
But species would be needed to
So an elephant didn’t go after
A little old cockatoo.

So a little old horny rabbit
Goes online one day
And looks for a cute little bunny
Who wants to come out and play.

They email back and forth
They consider all the factor
They are grateful to meet through
Animal Match Doctor.

But the first one he finds
Is way to fluffy
And the second he meets
Is almost to stuffy.

He’ll search and search
Until he can find
The one who is willing
To shake her behind.

Cant think what to say
Oh what horrible luck
So he pens her an email
Ya Wanna fuck?

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sugarnspice005

Apr 27 @ 1:55PM  
I like it.
featherone

Apr 27 @ 2:37PM  
a sheep would know!!
flavorbuster

Apr 27 @ 6:06PM  
How Animals Do it
In the wild, in front of every living creature on earth. They don't care & will not miss a beat if you are watching. The human population is getting that way. I know if a female watched me doing another female I'd look up & say wait your turn or join in.
theSkwirl

Apr 27 @ 8:36PM  
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
casuallylooking

Apr 28 @ 12:40AM  
Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!
OMGosh!!! I about fell over the other day when I realized that the song my 12 year old grand daughter was listening to said that very same thing....

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