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posted 4/26/2010 7:38:33 PM |

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I know women laugh at stomach & pussy farts while making whoopie but if you were giving a guy a blow job & he would rock his head back to look up at the ceiling throwing in an ooh! & an aah ! only after making eye contact with you. Would you find that ridiculously funny ? The reason I ask is because the mate & I was watching a porno & the only sound this guy would make is when the woman would make eye contact & he would throw his head back. Well we were laughing at how stupid that was. With the guy looking up like that I told the mate he could tape a laser pointer to the end of his dick & jack off to a laser light show on the ceiling. ... Shit if I get bored I might try it. I can just imagine how fast & furious that light ( red dot ) would be moving around in the heat of the moment. ..... Do you think I'm getting back to my normal self again ?

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theSkwirl

Apr 26 @ 7:44PM

LMAO well you can jerk with the laser pointer but make sure there are no cats in teh room.. that could be a recipe for a home eunuch kit.

Wordsofwit

Apr 26 @ 7:49PM

flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 7:50PM

make sure there are no cats in teh room..
If a cat had wings it would have a field day.

flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 7:56PM

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ynot7769

Apr 26 @ 8:13PM

you were NORMAL?? oh fuck i'm takin you off my friends list then

flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 8:17PM

you were NORMAL?? oh fuck i'm takin you off my friends list then
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PinkToeNails

Apr 26 @ 8:24PM

oh fuck i'm takin you off my friends list then

Hey!! You have Straddle on yours still.... don't give up on flava flave!!!!

flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 11:58PM

Hey!! You have Straddle on yours still.... don't give up on flava flave!!!
I hope you are not comparing me to the goof ball wearing a viking hat & a clock for a necklace.

StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 12:46AM

Hey!! You have Straddle on yours still.... don't give up on flava flave!!!!

I hope you are not comparing me to the goof ball wearing a viking hat & a clock for a necklace.
I believe she is, Flava Flave...

Ewe_Wish

Apr 27 @ 12:48AM

LMAO well you can jerk with the laser pointer but make sure there are no cats in teh room.. that could be a recipe for a home eunuch kit.
Now that shit is funny.........

KitKat25

Apr 27 @ 3:27AM

I think they fucked the porno up in the editing room...

The guy was really saying...ooh BABY & aah THAT'S RIGHT BABY...MAKE DADDY CUM.

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