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Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Produce Scale, LOL

posted 4/26/2010 9:56:27 AM |
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  Sunshine79

I heard this on the radio while I was driving. As I'm listening, I'm laughing uncontrollably. I'd say that if anyone here were to get busted for this stunt, it would
be Flavorbuster. For sure. I could see him doing this.

Anywho, apparently this guy wanted to weigh his member and he got caught doing it on a produce scale ina grocery store. However, neither the camera in the store or the 1 witness 'actually' saw his wiener, so he got off. No pun intended.

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Cootiesprayer

Apr 26 @ 10:00AM  
rofl...man get out the sani wipes...can you imagine & of course it was a englishman that did this rofl....
sugarnspice005

Apr 26 @ 10:12AM  
Too bad he never found out how much it weighed.

ynot7769

Apr 26 @ 10:16AM  
i wanna try this...then i'll know if i should charge by the INCH or by the OUNCE


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sugarnspice005

Apr 26 @ 10:26AM  
i wanna try this...then i'll know if i should charge by the INCH or by the OUNCE


blog to follow


I look forward to reading what you come up with.
max49

Apr 26 @ 11:05AM  
Hmmm
Dione

Apr 26 @ 11:15AM  
I've heard about a man measuring the length of his penis, but never weighing it... are we switching to a new system? Maybe women should switch to weight of our boobs as opposed to cup size.
onehornytoad69

Apr 26 @ 12:51PM  

1bunny629

Apr 26 @ 2:44PM  
I am sure it weighs more hard thatn it does soft...thank god for the heavy penis!...probably cleaner than alot of our veggies are....
onehornytoad69

Apr 26 @ 4:41PM  
Yanno...I bet the Women are Worrying him to death!!!
Any Man with enough Dick to "Weigh"... is one Big Dicked Motofugger!
flavorbuster

Apr 26 @ 6:44PM  
I just might. If they were smart they could have indeed proven him guilty. All they had to do was dust the scale for peter tracks.
B9CC1D

Apr 26 @ 6:50PM  
And of course it was in the Edinburgh evening news!

I guess he needed a scale that was sensitive enough to weigh in 1/2 ounce increments.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 12:58AM  
What a dumbfuck!
flavorbuster

Apr 27 @ 1:31AM  
What a dumbfuck!
And who sticks Mcdonalds straws in their ass ? ......... ...... Just fucking with ya & hopefully you just talk about it rather than actually do what you write.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 2:35AM  
And who sticks Mcdonalds straws in their ass ?
I have never used one for that... lol
ynot7769

May 4 @ 5:38PM  
i still wanna weigh mine...
longhorn386

May 4 @ 9:15PM  
More than one woman has commented that my dick feels heavy.
ShadowMale

May 4 @ 10:13PM  
I just really don't have words for this...

I have never thought to weight my penis.... and i'm not sure what good that measurement would be anyway.

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Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Produce Scale, LOL