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Man Cleared Of Weighing Penis On Produce Scale, LOL posted 4/26/2010 9:56:27 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: fuck, funny, news, sunshine   Sunshine79 I heard this on the radio while I was driving. As I'm listening, I'm laughing uncontrollably. I'd say that if anyone here were to get busted for this stunt, it would be Flavorbuster. For sure. I could see him doing this. Anywho, apparently this guy wanted to weigh his member and he got caught doing it on a produce scale ina grocery store. However, neither the camera in the store or the 1 witness 'actually' saw his wiener, so he got off. No pun intended. Full Story Here Anybody wanna fuck? Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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Cootiesprayer	Apr 26 @ 10:00AM
	rofl...man get out the sani wipes...can you imagine & of course it was a englishman that did this rofl....
sugarnspice005	Apr 26 @ 10:12AM
	Too bad he never found out how much it weighed.
ynot7769	Apr 26 @ 10:16AM
	i wanna try this...then i'll know if i should charge by the INCH or by the OUNCE blog to follow
sugarnspice005	Apr 26 @ 10:26AM
	i wanna try this...then i'll know if i should charge by the INCH or by the OUNCE blog to follow I look forward to reading what you come up with.
max49	Apr 26 @ 11:05AM
	Hmmm
Dione	Apr 26 @ 11:15AM
	I've heard about a man measuring the length of his penis, but never weighing it... are we switching to a new system? Maybe women should switch to weight of our boobs as opposed to cup size.
onehornytoad69	Apr 26 @ 12:51PM
1bunny629	Apr 26 @ 2:44PM
	I am sure it weighs more hard thatn it does soft...thank god for the heavy penis!...probably cleaner than alot of our veggies are....
onehornytoad69	Apr 26 @ 4:41PM
	Yanno...I bet the Women are Worrying him to death!!! Any Man with enough Dick to "Weigh"... is one Big Dicked Motofugger!
flavorbuster	Apr 26 @ 6:44PM
	I just might. If they were smart they could have indeed proven him guilty. All they had to do was dust the scale for peter tracks.
B9CC1D	Apr 26 @ 6:50PM
	And of course it was in the Edinburgh evening news! I guess he needed a scale that was sensitive enough to weigh in 1/2 ounce increments.
StraddleMyNose	Apr 27 @ 12:58AM
	What a dumbfuck!
flavorbuster	Apr 27 @ 1:31AM
	What a dumbfuck! And who sticks Mcdonalds straws in their ass ? ......... ...... Just fucking with ya & hopefully you just talk about it rather than actually do what you write.
StraddleMyNose	Apr 27 @ 2:35AM
	And who sticks Mcdonalds straws in their ass ? I have never used one for that... lol
ynot7769	May 4 @ 5:38PM
	i still wanna weigh mine...
longhorn386	May 4 @ 9:15PM
	More than one woman has commented that my dick feels heavy.
ShadowMale	May 4 @ 10:13PM
	I just really don't have words for this... I have never thought to weight my penis.... and i'm not sure what good that measurement would be anyway.