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posted 4/23/2010 8:42:54 PM |
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An Oldie but still a Goodie:

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.. No one could
ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his widow."

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sugarnspice005

Apr 23 @ 8:52PM  
Cute!
justme4u

Apr 23 @ 9:35PM  
buatbu

Apr 23 @ 9:38PM  
I'm not sure but I may have heard that before.
tassie1

Apr 24 @ 5:44AM  
I can sooo relate to that guy some days.
onehornytoad69

Apr 24 @ 9:27AM  
I think that My X'es BF is living that guys Life now (the cab driver!)!!!!
theSkwirl

Apr 24 @ 10:45AM  
Gawd, in my world it wasn't Frank, it was "my mom". No not my mom.. his mom.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 24 @ 5:01PM  

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