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posted 4/23/2010 9:49:45 AM |
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  shyguy140

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

"And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

"Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

"Lady, the point is this: if I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad, too?"

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40DWM

Apr 23 @ 10:01AM  
Why is it called, Mad Cow Disease.......??




PMS was already taken.
1bunny629

Apr 23 @ 1:48PM  
....sounds more like LDD....
max49

Apr 23 @ 2:50PM  
Good point. W======D~~~~~~ oooops
xquseme

Apr 23 @ 5:33PM  
Aw man...ASCII porn!
Now my keyboard's all sticky...

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