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posted 4/21/2010 9:33:25 AM |
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A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf- mute, and then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language. "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you cant afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."

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Apr 21 @ 10:02AM  

Apr 21 @ 1:17PM  
...I love a good joke!

Apr 22 @ 10:08PM  
I learned a long time ago not to make that bet...

Apr 22 @ 10:18PM  
Funny!! Thx for Sharing!!

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