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(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....

posted 4/19/2010 9:24:43 PM |
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  onehornytoad69

Today...well it was the Dish guy... who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!! (Blackie is part Doberman, but he is So submissive...any dog can woop his ass!! Plz don't tell him I said so!! !)
He is looking at me...looking at Blackie...(He was in his big ass kennel)
The Dish Guy came inside.... he looks up...and there's a Deer Mount....a Skull Mount, he looks next to that...there's a little relief..there a BASS...!!! He was like Cool!!!
Then he looked over the puter...and I had 3 Deer Mounts.... and a Shoulder mount to the Left of it.....and too top it off.....I had a Crossbow in the seat across from him!!!!
I got my Shit Fixed QUICK!! Thank God!!
This guy was good!!! I told him what was wrong..and he fixed it!!!!
Life is Good!!!

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 19 @ 9:42PM  
Amazing what one can do with their decor, and get results with excellent service in the process...
KitKat25

Apr 19 @ 9:50PM  


Good gosh...hunt much?!

I love real life funny stories Toad Man. Thanks for sharing.
Ewe_Wish

Apr 19 @ 9:51PM  
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely..............LOL
onehornytoad69

Apr 19 @ 11:18PM  
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely...
Lady...Ummmm, Women Here are sooooooo messed up they don't wanna wipe their Butt!
Decor...don't even come into Play!

RJ53

Apr 20 @ 2:43AM  
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely..............LOL

Ummmm think my swords, knives and crossbow would be an improvement? Maybe I should take those out of my bedroom, might be the reason I don't get laid.
Wordsofwit

Apr 20 @ 3:01AM  
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely

It sounds like Sarah Palin's house. One man's (or woman's) trash is another one's treasure. Do you happen to have a bear skin rug to go with all of that?
RevDocLove

Apr 20 @ 8:24AM  
Cool

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(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....