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(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....
posted 4/19/2010 9:24:43 PM |
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onehornytoad69
Today...well it was the Dish guy...
who came over...
I Hunt..... and Fish....and yeah I have a few mounts!!!
This guy heard blackie Barking like he was gonna eat his ass Up!!! (Blackie is part Doberman, but he is So submissive...any dog can woop his ass!! Plz don't tell him I said so!!
!)
He is looking at me...looking at Blackie...(He was in his big ass kennel)
The Dish Guy came inside.... he looks up...and there's a Deer Mount....a Skull Mount, he looks next to that...there's a little relief..there a BASS...!!! He was like Cool!!!
Then he looked over the puter...and I had 3 Deer Mounts.... and a Shoulder mount to the Left of it.....and too top it off.....I had a Crossbow in the seat across from him!!!!
I got my Shit Fixed QUICK!! Thank God!!
This guy was good!!! I told him what was wrong..and he fixed it!!!!
Life is Good!!!
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StraddleMyNose
Apr 19 @ 9:42PM
Amazing what one can do with their decor, and get results with excellent service in the process...
KitKat25
Apr 19 @ 9:50PM
Good gosh...hunt much?!
I love real life funny stories Toad Man. Thanks for sharing.
Ewe_Wish
Apr 19 @ 9:51PM
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely..............LOL
onehornytoad69
Apr 19 @ 11:18PM
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely...
Lady...Ummmm, Women Here are sooooooo messed up they don't wanna wipe their Butt!
Decor...don't even come into Play!
RJ53
Apr 20 @ 2:43AM
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely..............LOL
Ummmm think my swords, knives and crossbow would be an improvement? Maybe I should take those out of my bedroom, might be the reason I don't get laid.
Wordsofwit
Apr 20 @ 3:01AM
Definitely a decor a woman would just love...................to change completely
It sounds like Sarah Palin's house. One man's (or woman's) trash is another one's treasure. Do you happen to have a bear skin rug to go with all of that?
RevDocLove
Apr 20 @ 8:24AM
Cool
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(Funny attempt!) The Cable Guy came over....