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posted 4/17/2010 12:23:06 AM |
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"Monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground..."


Trying to maybe get back into the swing of a weekly, ya know, thing here...
But I found an unfortunate muse defecit to be prevelent this week. I'm sure y'all can relate.


I figured I'd try out the monkey thing. But I could only find six monkies and even more distressing, only two typewriters. Seems between Mr. Gates, Mr. Jobs and Mr. Ellison, there are few left to go around.


Had to work 'em in shifts instead of all at once, making the best of the situation. Managed to get thirteen recipes for bananna cream pie, two screenplays for 'Lost' and one script for 'The Marriage Ref', but alas, no suitable blog material.


My apologies for a relatively dry week. I am accepting applications for the muse position (or whatever position you prefer) at the usual places you can contact me.
Also I have 5 monkies for sale. Please don't ask about the 6th... not pretty.

"Silly monkies don't they know that Eden has enough to go around..."

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Apr 17 @ 1:17AM  

Dude...I thought I was a fucking trip. U my friend are fucking OUT THERE!!!

Great job, Pudge!


Apr 17 @ 2:18AM  
Yanno...reading this was kind of like taking a "trip" without actually taking something so I could make the "trip". Way kewl in a Seinfeld kind of way.

So...can I have a slice of banana cream pie? I LOVE banana cream pie.

*Leaves on green cookie on the table...and waits patiently for a slice of pie.*

Apr 17 @ 2:24AM  
Yeah... about the pie...

Monkey 6... well there's no pie left and my oven needs fumigating.

We'll leave it at that, but I can forward one of the recipes if you like.

Apr 17 @ 5:49AM  
I am accepting applications for the muse position
Oh pick me Pick me.......... after all how many times do you get an offer to write about a redheaded sheep who sometimes has to use a cane to walk (you get to pick which leg is bothering me, after all I have 4 and anyone of them could be bothering me at a given time......those damn heels are a killer to walk in.....My hair is a bitch to comb so I just stand outside in a warm rain and than just shake myself looks like hell but takes less energy than trying to use a curling iron on it.......and I won't even go into the benefits of my breasts so close to my pussy that my boyfriend doesn't even have to exert himself during as a sheep does have it where the fuck does a sheep sign up to be a muse?

Apr 17 @ 10:59AM  
For anything that is true, the opposite is also true.

Which means that an infinite amount of Shakespeares writing for an infinite amount of time will eventually produce the work of a monkey.

Apr 17 @ 11:01AM  
to my skinny neighbor to the northeast

Apr 17 @ 1:17PM  
Dear Sir,

I am writing in application for the position of Muse. I prefer the cowgirl but will take whatever available position you are up for. I bring to this position (cough) years of experience.

My personal qualifications include, but are not limited to, being a self-starter, willing to work alone or with a group, able to quickly learn new techniques in order to further my employment, reliable, and will finish what I start.

I hope that you will consider me for this and any other position for which you may find me qualified.


The Skwirl

PS. I'll let you keep your nuts if you hire me.

Apr 17 @ 1:33PM  
I'm NOT getting a sex change, but I am seriously considering becoming an animal... an elephant, dolphin, turtle or maybe a gazelle... critter women like The Skwirl and Ewe_wish are having all the fun plus being considered as muses... on second thought I don't want to be a muse. Instead I'm accepting applications for muse wannabes... all applicants will be fairly considered and the chosen one will receive excellent benefits and a salary commensurate with their experience and creative abilities.

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