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Greeting Cards For Bad Days

posted 4/16/2010 9:22:35 AM |
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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Ive always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky , and West Virginia )
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

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onehornytoad69

Apr 16 @ 2:55PM  
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky , and West Virginia )
Cute!
1bunny629

Apr 16 @ 3:02PM  
This is really bad, but I made it up because of a co-worker....

So many babies have been aborted, what was god thinking when he let you live.... ...I know...ouch, but she makes me think evil thoughts because she is the epidemy of the devil.
sugarnspice005

Apr 16 @ 4:17PM  
Ewe_Wish

Apr 16 @ 4:47PM  
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
I really like this one LOL
KitKat25

Apr 16 @ 10:13PM  
Some of these really made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.

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