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The eternal question (humor attempt)

posted 4/15/2010 9:06:25 AM |
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  Wordsofwit

Some things strike me as being very contradictory and I just don't understand them. I try to make sense of it all but it defies my comprehension and eludes me.

Why is it that when cookies are stale they are soft, when bread is stale it is hard, and when jokes are stale somebody posts them on here (again)?

My grandmother taught me that if bread is stale you can get water boiling and place a colander on top of the pot with the stale bread in it to freshen it up. By being creative, you can turn something stale into something fresh. So I am going to try to put this principle into action.

A woman walks up to the bar with an gargantuan ostrich behind her. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity. "Excuse me. How come you have an ostrich with you?"

"Well," says the woman, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered to grant me a wish. I chose for it to be the biggest pecker in the world."

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onehornytoad69

Apr 15 @ 9:22AM  
Nice try WoW....
RevDocLove

Apr 15 @ 9:39AM  
Well..You tried
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 10:03AM  
Guess she should have specified what she meant by "biggest pecker". I mean, look at how long that genie was probably in the lamp..thousands of years. Last time that genie saw daylight, pecker most likely was a reference for birds.


Sunshine79

Apr 15 @ 10:28AM  
Hmmm, it was ok. Not stale.
1bunny629

Apr 15 @ 1:04PM  
Bread and cookies become stale over and over again, so why is it so hard to comprehend that jokes do the same....?I guess we could take all the stale cookies and bread and feed them to the largest pecker in the world! Most bartenders would look up and say, Get That Fuckin Pecker Out of Here! ...sorta like I wanted to last night....
RJ53

Apr 15 @ 2:11PM  
Good try. It was cute.
JOHN7AZ

Apr 15 @ 2:18PM  
It was great. Your grandmother taught you well...kudos!
JOHN7AZ

Apr 15 @ 2:23PM  
Only one problem now...Your burden of the eternal question of the cookie and bread is now my burden...ARRRRRRRRGH!
B9CC1D

Apr 15 @ 7:29PM  
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The eternal question (humor attempt)