Its like they're looking in a mirror... posted 4/15/2010 2:53:35 AM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: whig

DickSlippery

I have 2 say something here even though it means running the risk of feeding the troll (and we all know it is NEVER a good idea 2 feed them...especially after Midnight...oh wait..thats not trolls. Thats Samoans...mmm...samoans...anybody got any cookies?) and I think it is something we all were thinking anyway, but nobody wanted 2 be the one the others get 2 point at and laugh and say, "Hahaha U fed the troll! Ur a dumbass!", so nobody has ever talked about it. Anyway, I saw it mentioned in one of the headers on the blog page 2day and thought 2 myself, 'DUH!!!'

What I am talking about is whether or not flapwhapper and everyoneslastnerve are the same fucking dickhead or not. I say they are. Im fucking convinced they are. If they aren't the same person I'll blow every fucking member of AMD right now! Im not kidding. If U can bring me two different motherfuckers that fucking stupid I will suck every dick in this place! Just line up right there, heading out the door. Take a number and I'll get 2 U as soon as I can. I'll look like a Manila hooker two hours after the fleet rolls in, Im not bullshitting! I'll be the dick sucking King of AMD! Like Im a fucking bobblehead or something.

Of course, Im never gonna have 2 do that (what? Oh, fiddlesticks! In case U hadn't noticed, one of my numerous personalities is a raging homo.Don't hate, bitches...participate! Pay him no mind and he'll go away on his own eventually. whatEVER...), becuz one is CLEARLY the other. First of all, the shit this moron writes is COMPLETELY mindless. Sometimes I think he is just stringing words 2gether without any regard 4 what the actually mean. There can't possibly be two people this fucking stupid on the internet, can there? And if there is, wtf did we do 2 deserve BOTH of them? Second, who else posts SO FUCKING OFTEN? I swear 2 god that some daze this cocksucker will have six post on the blog page. It sometimes makes me wonder why I even bother. Finally, and this is the big one ladies and germs, hold on2 Ur hats (I'll hold on2 something 4 U!), cuz he we go. If they aren't the same dickhead then where the fuck has flapjacker been? This is not the kind of guy that just goes away. This is the kind of guy that breaks in and boils Ur kid's hamster. This is the kind of guy that goes through Ur garbage and collects used makeup sponges. This is the kind of guy who has more pictures of U than Ur radiologist. These guys NEVER go away. That just doesn't happen.

Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno (I know one sailor who's hoping so! Whoo-hooo! Call me boys!!!). But I can tell U this much...as either persona his fucking blogs SUCK BALLS! But then again, we can't all be the one


Keeping U posted,

DS

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Blogs by DickSlippery: WHO??? Something somebody said sometime... Anyone looking for cruise tickets...CHEAP? Do U Wanna Fuck Me? Oh...YEAH! All That Showers Isn't Golden... Slippin Round the Dial with Dick Do dyslexic stoners get high at 2:40? fucking around with the natural order of things? A little help? Interview with a Canadian DickSlippery...Entrip...intre...untra...Businessman! I (heart) Girls!!!!! Its like they're looking in a mirror... I had 2 say thanks... Terror in the Heartland The Billion Dollar Hand Job (without a happy ending) IM SOOOO FUCKING PISSED!!!! Why do I do this 2 myself? Setting the Record straight... I just don't know WTF is going on anymore... 100 motherfuckers online right now...97 of them OFF THE HOOK!!! A LONG OVERDUE RANT Im just wondering... NEVER TALK 2 A COP!!!! Again with the SONG of the DAY!!!