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posted 4/15/2010 2:53:35 AM |
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I have 2 say something here even though it means running the risk of feeding the troll (and we all know it is NEVER a good idea 2 feed them...especially after Midnight...oh wait..thats not trolls. Thats Samoans...mmm...samoans...anybody got any cookies?) and I think it is something we all were thinking anyway, but nobody wanted 2 be the one the others get 2 point at and laugh and say, "Hahaha U fed the troll! Ur a dumbass!", so nobody has ever talked about it. Anyway, I saw it mentioned in one of the headers on the blog page 2day and thought 2 myself, 'DUH!!!'

What I am talking about is whether or not flapwhapper and everyoneslastnerve are the same fucking dickhead or not. I say they are. Im fucking convinced they are. If they aren't the same person I'll blow every fucking member of AMD right now! Im not kidding. If U can bring me two different motherfuckers that fucking stupid I will suck every dick in this place! Just line up right there, heading out the door. Take a number and I'll get 2 U as soon as I can. I'll look like a Manila hooker two hours after the fleet rolls in, Im not bullshitting! I'll be the dick sucking King of AMD! Like Im a fucking bobblehead or something.

Of course, Im never gonna have 2 do that (what? Oh, fiddlesticks! In case U hadn't noticed, one of my numerous personalities is a raging homo.Don't hate, bitches...participate! Pay him no mind and he'll go away on his own eventually. whatEVER...), becuz one is CLEARLY the other. First of all, the shit this moron writes is COMPLETELY mindless. Sometimes I think he is just stringing words 2gether without any regard 4 what the actually mean. There can't possibly be two people this fucking stupid on the internet, can there? And if there is, wtf did we do 2 deserve BOTH of them? Second, who else posts SO FUCKING OFTEN? I swear 2 god that some daze this cocksucker will have six post on the blog page. It sometimes makes me wonder why I even bother. Finally, and this is the big one ladies and germs, hold on2 Ur hats (I'll hold on2 something 4 U!), cuz he we go. If they aren't the same dickhead then where the fuck has flapjacker been? This is not the kind of guy that just goes away. This is the kind of guy that breaks in and boils Ur kid's hamster. This is the kind of guy that goes through Ur garbage and collects used makeup sponges. This is the kind of guy who has more pictures of U than Ur radiologist. These guys NEVER go away. That just doesn't happen.

Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno (I know one sailor who's hoping so! Whoo-hooo! Call me boys!!!). But I can tell U this much...as either persona his fucking blogs SUCK BALLS! But then again, we can't all be the one


Keeping U posted,

DS

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 15 @ 3:10AM  
What I am talking about is whether or not flapwhapper and everyoneslastnerve are the same fucking dickhead or not. I say they are. Im fucking convinced they are.
I would tend to agree with you on that
ynot7769

Apr 15 @ 4:12AM  
as either persona his fucking blogs SUCK BALLS!
AMEN!!!!!


RevDocLove

Apr 15 @ 9:04AM  
There is absolutely no doubt
He is now a she!!! Kinda like a Dickless He/She who either forgot to take their meds or OD'd on them
somnium

Apr 15 @ 9:51AM  
The frequency of the blogs posted from him/her (it?), is one of my 19 reasons why I haven't been on here very much the past couple of months! The other 18 reasons is, I'm busy! Posting a legitimate blog these days, seems to have a 1st page half life of about 3 to 6 hours anymore! Good blogs end up on the 2nd and 3d pages before many people get to read them!

sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 10:20AM  
Yeah, that's whapper...you got it right.
theSkwirl

Apr 15 @ 12:27PM  
I will agree that Whapper and Valentine are the same person.. but stupid? No.. not so much. if you find out what his obscure references are actually about.. it's not so stupid.. just a unique approach to putting fact and fantasy in a blender and making soup.

I remember a time when I hated the way you wrote too... I got over it...
DickSlippery

Apr 16 @ 12:21AM  
LOLOLOLOL

Touche' U bitch!

Ok...I'll grant U he isn't ignorant (there is clearly some sort of higher brain function going on there...) but I believe I will stick with my original assessment if thats ok with U.

I remember a time when I hated the way you wrote too... I got over it...

I will admit, however, that last jab stung a little bit.

kisses

DS

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