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Has anything Like this Happened to you before?
I went down to my Garden spot a few Minutes ago.....I had a dozen Squash Plants ready to be Planted....,I finished up Tilling the Land Yesterday afternoon.... so I was gonna Plant the Plants!!!
Well, I had Planted all but the Last Plant.....I dug a Little hole.....stuck the Plant in the hole....grabbed a hand full of Dirt...It was in a Clump...so I took both of my hands and was trying to break it up really Fine....yanno? When I felt a Wet Creamy Texture...the dirt got soft in a Hurry.... I'm Like WTF is this!!! It was Dog Shit...."Fresh"!!! The damn dog (a neighbors) had covered the Pile of shit up with dirt!!!! Fuck..that's almost nasty right there!!!!!

Has anything Like that Happened to You?

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Wordsofwit

Apr 14 @ 4:18PM  
No, I have never seen a buried dog doo. Maybe it was cross bred with a cat. That is a weird one. Are you certain that it was dog doo? I have never heard of such a thing leading me to suspect that the poopetrator may be of a different species.
flavorbuster

Apr 14 @ 4:21PM  
That was funny shit right there & got me a crying with laughter. ... That reminds me of when I was in land surveying & digging for a property corner & dug up a big dildo . How it got there I'll never know. Maybe they were marking their territory.
Ewe_Wish

Apr 14 @ 4:39PM  
Well Shit..........literally.........that's gross as hell..........I have seen dogs bury their doo doos before.........tho for the most part they will drop and run........lol.........personally if it was my neighbors dog shitting in my yard........I would be collecting it in a bag and when night time comes go dump it on his step...........let him deal with the shit.
ThePurpleProphet

Apr 14 @ 5:12PM  
I can imagine how un fun that would be.

And flavor, maybe it was used in a murder and hidden there so no one could find it.
theSkwirl

Apr 14 @ 5:26PM  
My blue heeler cross buries his shit. So it does happen. Makes it a pain to clean up the yard though.

Sorry bout your luck, Toad, wanna fuck? I mean.. after you sanitize your hands?
B9CC1D

Apr 14 @ 5:26PM  
If you live in the city, like me, you wind up with both dogs and humans dumping right on the sidewalk.

Neither the humans that are walking their dogs or the others that are making the mess themselves ever clean it up.
RJ53

Apr 14 @ 5:50PM  
Around my yard it is coyote crap. Thank goodness he does not bury it. LOL I just take the shovel and bury it in my flower bed. Might as well make use of it.
Lisa46

Apr 14 @ 6:59PM  
That was funny shit right there & got me a crying with laughter


Gotta agree with him
sugarnspice005

Apr 14 @ 8:57PM  
YUK!!!!! I've never seen my dogs bury their shit...be nice if they did. Then I wouldn't have to clean it up.
1bunny629

Apr 15 @ 1:38AM  
ouch...sorry...I really can't laugh at you, so I am just going to feel your gooie pain...
whisperingcomet

Apr 15 @ 7:56AM  
OK, Rev, l am a gardener also, so let me offer gardening advice....if the dirt feels warm....drop it....

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