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shyguy140

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo

What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.

What is better than a cold Bud?
A warm bush.

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute

What is the definition of “making love”?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of fucking time.

What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.

What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?
About three inches.

What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

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