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Yanno....I'm 1/2 a Century Old...and If I could live to be 1 Million years Old...I will never understand any Woman!!! No I'm not Pissed off at any woman..I'm just Confused Like Hell!!!
The blog I posted yesterdayThis One!!
Some of the women Said that Their "Toy" was a good as a Man..if not better!!!
But Yanno...My Whole Adult Life..I've been taught.....that in Order for a Woman to really enjoy Sex..there has the be a "Mental Connection"!!!! (with a toy? )
Even in Marriages... if the Guy was to get sex from his wife...than he needed to help out around the house and with the children, Help Provide...bla bla bla....!!!!
But with the Info on my Blog from yesterday..and Info I have gathered through the Years...Makes Everything I have been told...VOID!
How much emotion can a woman have in a Toy? Did the toy Give you a Back rub..? Kisses on the Neck....Foreplay..yanno....Dinner, Dancing..the flirting? Yanno.. The Guy doing his Part Like a good Boy should....!!!

Yeah, I have toys....and it help make things happen Quicker.....There's no doubt!!!!! but...am I Satisfied when I'm done?......Ummmmm NO!!!! Yeah..I relieved myself..and that's cool...cause it really gets uncomfortable holding back the Juices..
Hell, I could Jerk off till I Pulled my Pecker off...and It would not Satisfy me!!!

When PPL are talking online...or in person...Most of the time..we need to talk via emails,I M's, Telephone...and all that before Meeting...and Maybe go out a few times before having Sex....!!!
But Not with a toy...open the Box...and add batteries...and Its On!!! WTF?
Am I Jealous....? HELL FUCKING YEAH I am!!!!
What makes a woman tick? Fuck if I know!!!
Oh BTW...I have toys ..will travel!!!

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Wordsofwit

Apr 14 @ 11:25AM  
The comments on this one should make for some interesting reading.
Ewe_Wish

Apr 14 @ 12:37PM  
I can not imagine ANY woman thinking a toy could replace a man..........now thats not saying there isnt women like that.......I am just saying that I can't imagine one..............its true you dont have to worry about anything but pleasing yourself with a toy.........it also can't hold you, kiss you.......slide its warm hands all over your body..........whisper hot words in your ear............I like my toys........and it does add to my sex life............but it would never replace my honey..........and with him I never have to worry about his batteries being charged.......all i have to do is give him a few light kisses on the back of the neck and he is charged up and ready to go................... I don't thing you have misread what women want...........i think the ones who said they would prefer a toy over a man is the exception and not the rule..........JMO
soft_touch938

Apr 14 @ 12:43PM  
Would that sorta be like people always wanting what someone else has? It looks so good when they have it but it leaves a lot to be desired when it stands alone.

I wouldn't mess with a married man anymore but back in my day I've been known to do so. Why? I think for me it was because of the thrill of feeling like I was getting by with something...the thrill of sneaking around and playing a dangerous game. Then came the day when I realized as a wife how hurt I would be and I knew I couldn't hurt someone like that....some games come with a high cost for someone and I wasn't gonna be any part of something so wrong.

But I still look at a married man or one in a relationship with a gleam in my eye...but that's as far as it goes.
Wordsofwit

Apr 14 @ 12:44PM  
A good man is hard to find and in lieu of finding one, perhaps a toy enhances daily life without adding complexity to it.
soft_touch938

Apr 14 @ 12:55PM  
Well crap....my other comment was off topic....where the hell did that come from??? Another blog? Damned if I know....too much fresh air comin' in my windows....made my brain momentairly short circuit.

Ok....toys. I have a vibrator...a real one, not for sexual purposes although anyone knows they can be used as such. And yes, I do use it as such because it relieves stress, tension and relaxes my muscles.

Is it satisfying? A big resounding NO!!! Satisfaction for me comes with penetration ONLY and the interacting of two people filling one another's needs.

I don't understand the hype over sexual toys of any kind. I will be truthful enough to admit that I skim around the edge of feeling like using them is wrong....NOT saying they are but that is the stigma from my upbringing. I can't understand what any woman gets outta jamming a fake cock inside herself....where's the fun in that? I've tried it and I just feel ridiculous...it hurts for one thing and it's boring as hell.

It's the real deal or nothing at all for me.
1bunny629

Apr 14 @ 1:29PM  
I can't imagine not having my toy, but I can imagine not having a man. This doesn't mean I don't want one and it definitely doesn't mean I have a mental connection with Big Pink! It is alot easier to pick out a toy than to find a man that you can genuinely connect with. As of now and the recent past and probably the near future I have decided I don't have the ebergy to try and connect with any man. It would have to be something out of this world special for me to even consider.
I think you are letting yourself get confused. Stop thinking about it so much. It isn't like someone is going to stick batteries up your ass and ask you to perform like a toy. No one is going to take your personality or feelings away just because they use toys. It is what it is and it has nothing to do with replacing a man.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 14 @ 1:49PM  
To understand a woman, you have to know them. To relate, you got to get in touch with your female side. All men and women have an opposite gender side to them.
casuallylooking

Apr 14 @ 1:50PM  
What makes a woman tick? Fuck if I know!!!
Toad, I'm not sure that I could begin to answer that question for you, even being a woman.

You know the old saying about different strokes for different folks?....... Well that applies to each individual woman too.
Umm, no pun intended. lol

I discovered that I was more content with toys when I was so busy with everything else in my life that I didn't have time, energy or the desire to have someone in my life....or my bed.
They helped serve a purpose.
Dione

Apr 14 @ 2:29PM  
Welcome to the club! Men remain a mystery to me to this day. When I'm around one I like, I listen, pay attention and do my darnedest to 'understand', but I usually walk away with bees in my head. Just when I think I'm on the verge of understanding a man, I observe mixed signals or a contradiction in what they say as opposed to what they do. It's a delicate balance and certainly one I haven't mastered. It's like reading tea leaves or being psychic... and I don't have the gift.

As far as toys go... one can fantasize about anyone, place and/or activity with a toy which is convenient when a man isn't around... which is most of the time. For women... OK, let's just say for me... there needs to be an emotional connection to really enjoy sex. That doesn't mean I need or want 'to be in love', but I prefer a friendship, chemistry and/or understanding to really enjoy it. Otherwise, just having sex, especially with a man who is only into his gratification, can leave me feeling dissatisfied, disappointed or sleazy. I don't want to feel that way and I admit I think I deserve better... self-respect is important. So, sometimes a toy is all there is available. It may relax me, but it never replace the real thing.
NightOfOld

Apr 14 @ 2:54PM  

I can think of a few womem on here, that if they really wanted to use a toy that much ? I'd love to BE their Toy. mmmmmmm


onehornytoad69

Apr 14 @ 3:15PM  
I can think of a few womem on here, that if they really wanted to use a toy that much ? I'd love to BE their Toy. mmmmmmm
AMEN Bro!!!!!
I would see about Getting an "Toy Implant"!!! But the On/Off Switch would be a Problem though... J/K
flavorbuster

Apr 14 @ 3:16PM  
I can not imagine ANY woman thinking a toy could replace a man
Oh No !!! Watch what a woman does when her man peters out it's a bonified guarantee that she'll go straight for the toy. That is if she is in a monogamous relationship & not finding her needs in another man.
RJ53

Apr 14 @ 3:29PM  
I don't think a toy can replace a man. What I miss most about relationships is not the sex it is the interaction with the other person. Sex was a bonus if it was good. No toy will ever replace that. But a toy does have its advantages when your life is turned upside down and you are not in emotional shape for that kind of relationship. They can help you get to sleep at night or just keep you from getting so horny that you do something stupid.
1bunny629

Apr 14 @ 3:35PM  
Yep...Rj is right...they definately keep you from doing something stupid! Do men think getting laid no matter wht the consequences are that they are just glad that they got laid and don't think past that?
Ewe_Wish

Apr 14 @ 3:35PM  
Oh No !!! Watch what a woman does when her man peters out it's a bonified guarantee that she'll go straight for the toy
It has been my experience when the man can go no further.........he is more than happy to use that toy on ya.......which is not replacing the man.........just adding to the pleasure and completing the satisfaction.
flavorbuster

Apr 14 @ 4:09PM  
It has been my experience when the man can go no further.........he is more than happy to use that toy on ya.......which is not replacing the man.........just adding to the pleasure and completing the satisfaction.
That's the ticket, a sign of being realistic & making the best of any situation. Not too many women do that or even keep things down to earth so I will .... .... to your statement. Always room for round two or three. Before I get the third degree that's not stating all women so if it doesn't pertain to you don't bitch.
Wordsofwit

Apr 14 @ 4:12PM  
I can think of a few womem on here, that if they really wanted to use a toy that much ? I'd love to BE their Toy. mmmmmmm
AMEN Bro!!!!!
I would see about Getting an "Toy Implant"!!! But the On/Off Switch would be a Problem though..

No offense to these commentators as they are both great guys, but do women believe such statements or find it to be a guy trying to kiss their ass by saying what they think a woman wants to hear? No judgment, just a simple question.
RevDocLove

Apr 14 @ 4:31PM  
I quit trying to figure out women at the age of 16..
Just go with the flow and enjoy

As for this
It's the real deal or nothing at all for me.
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Reminds me of an old song..
Don't Give Me No Plastic Saddle..I Wanna Feel That Leather When I Ride
theSkwirl

Apr 14 @ 5:13PM  
Umm there's a very total mental connection for a woman using a toy..No, she's not connecting to a set of batteries.. she's connecting with herself. That's a serious connection right there. So often .. and damn this is gonna sound sexist and maybe it is.. I unno, you choose.. men don't really take the time and effort to satisfy their partner totally. When I'm using a toy I never stop til I'M READY!

Not that I see a toy as a replacement for my lovers, just something that's there when I need it and don't feel like satisfying anyone else' needs but my own. I know you know what I'm saying there... don'tcha?
longhorn386

Apr 14 @ 11:33PM  
Don't believe everything a woman says especially how she feels about you. She will praise you and the next day or the next minute you are a piece of shit, even if you didn't do anything to upset her. You can have sex without much foreplay, no oral and it's okay, or you can have great sex where she has many orgasms and then she gets immediately pissed off about something not related to sex. I can't figure it out either.
1bunny629

Apr 15 @ 1:43AM  
I just got a lesson on men and woman from my cab driver. An older black man. Perfectly friendly and definately willing to tell me a few things. This happens alot with cab drivers. Espsecially older black men. Why? hell if I know. Maybe no one ever listens to them. It was more bout the differnce between white men and black men and the diff between black woman and white woman. Boy did I get an earful. I was completely respectful because that is the way you are supposed to be when someone opens up. No reason to prove a point, he was on a roll...maybe someday I will tell ya what he said.OMG...I kinda new,,,but to hear it from this gent was a life experience.
whisperingcomet

Apr 15 @ 8:02AM  
I have a small aray of toys, and sometimes they provide a more intense orgasm....but the orgasm is only the destintion...it's the journey that I enjoy!
carlos2342

Apr 15 @ 11:40AM  
women are like ice cream cones the more you lick the colder they get.
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 11:56AM  
Toys are great..whether a woman is single or in a relationship. Best thing about a toy?

1. Doesn't cheat on you
2. Doesn't look at other women
3. Doesn't hog the tv
4. Doesn't hog the bed
5. Last but not least..doesn't always ask what's for dinner.

Ok..all of that is tongue in cheek.

Seriously...men aren't the only ones who have "needs" ya know.
carlos2342

Apr 15 @ 12:36PM  
Don't forget sugarnspice005

A toy usually runs on batteries and doesn't run up the electric bill like a woman lol.

sugarnspice005


38 mins ago
Toys are great..whether a woman is single or in a relationship. Best thing about a toy?

1. Doesn't cheat on you
2. Doesn't look at other women
3. Doesn't hog the tv
4. Doesn't hog the bed
5. Last but not least..doesn't always ask what's for dinner.

Ok..all of that is tongue in cheek.

Seriously...men aren't the only ones who have "needs" ya know.
carlos2342

Apr 15 @ 12:42PM  
Oh what about this one lol. Women don't look at other men when they are in a relationship huh? Here's a good one funny, happened with one of my exs while I was with her.

So she claimed she never looks at other men. I was like you are full of crap, just admit it and I won't care, it's the lie that upsets me not the action due to the fact that everyone looks. She goes I swear I don't look (note we were driving on the interstate). So I said, that guy on the side of the road back that was pretty good looking huh honey? She said I didn't see him. I said sure you didn't now you are fibbing again. I am not she said the guy with the white t-shirt was too hard to see. I said, "you just said you didn't see him how did you know he had a white t-shirt?" She goes, oh um um um.

Point being, women do look.
sugarnspice005

Apr 15 @ 12:45PM  
Point being, women do look.

Yes, we all look. As I said...all of mine was tongue in cheek. Being silly. Looking doesn't bother me at all.

pssssssssst!! Men can run up an electric bill also.

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