No bits and Pieces just hunks of Junk posted 4/12/2010 11:36:34 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse

Ewe_Wish

Thought I would stop in and see everyone..........been gone a short week and the reason is this...........I was fucking bored.........fucking bored with the blogs.......fucking bored with the comments...........just fucking bored..........why the hell are you guys not sitting there day in and day out just waiting to amuse and entertain me? In actuality, it has nothing to do with the blogs or any of you..........obviously there is something wrong with me........(well more than the normal wrong shit.....smartasses.... ) Perhaps its spring fever, perhaps its because I am doing my damness to find a new house for me and the kid and grandkid to move into.............tired of living in a house I couldn't cuss the cat without getting a fur ball in my mouth............and maybe cause my sex life is just so damn good I don't have any reason to be on a sex site................hmmmm I'm bored with facebook too so thats probably not quite it

Yesterday I held my new grandson for the very first time. My daughter n law is up for a week due to her grandmother's sudden illness......and they came over to spend the day with us. I can't even explain the rush of feelings I got picking up my 5 month old grandson for the first time, realizing how much he looks like my son. I am sure some of you know that feeling........but probably like me you would be damned to figure out the exact description of the feeling. My trip to KS at the end of the month has been canceled so it was really nice to see them. My granddaughter has been waiting for an appointment with a specialist and wouldn't you know........an appt came open during what would have been our trip. The next one would have been in October unless there was a cancellation and granddaughters health is so way more important than a trip. This was the only time that my daughter could get off.........so she is jumping for joy that she doesn't have to go spend a week to visit with her sister n law...........so my sister and I will be probably making a trip there in June after school is out..........good thing I am flexible.............

Tomorrow I am headed down to where my daughter n law's mother lives and spend some more time with my d-n-l and grandson...........Oh my is he adorable.......and so smiley.......obviously he hasn't figured out what kind of a dysfunctional family he has been born into.......I was going to tell him but decided I would let him be surprised just like all of us who has come before him...............

I have been so ummmm whats the word I want..........restless, defunct......defucked? bored..........that I haven't even talked to Ynot lately..........hell last time I talked to him he was stuck in Iowa...........holy blazes........has anyone talked to him since he entered the central time zone's Bermuda triangle? I personally think all those people that come up missing every year........could probably be found some where in the state of Iowa...........how else would they get that many people to live there...........after all Iowa does stand for I otta went around.......the birds fly in circles cause they are holding one wing over their beaks..........and God only created Minnesota to protect Canada from Iowa..........I wonder if anyone has seen some unexplained smoke signals coming from above the greater Iowa area.......after all I doubt the cell signal works there......

I was glancing quickly thru the blogs before I read my email......damn if It wasn't for Flavorbuster making a comment on my photo telling me I turned him on and KitKat telling me how fucking wonderful I am I wouldn't haven't gotten any mail.......damn you would think that with all my self importance one or two of you would email me and ask where the hell I was at.............guess I am a legend in my own mind...........I did notice how OnehornyToad thinks of me when he sees sheep......if he gets turned on by this .........us sheep are in trouble...........of course us sheepies do like trouble.............thank God he isn't called OneHornyWolf.........just saying...........

Saw Pudge is back........now there is a true Pervian........He puts the P on pervert...........well actually I imagine Webster did..........but Pudge was the reason for it............woo hoo.......

Anyway and Anyhoo.........Just stopped in to say Hi and say I hope everyone is doing great and if you happen to be as bored as I have been I can forward you all the penis enlarger and viagra emails I have been getting lately..........they are kinda fun to answer..........

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