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posted 4/11/2010 8:49:59 AM |
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change you hair makes your nose look too long."

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Apr 11 @ 10:06AM  
ass look big? omg i got asked that once on new years eve.....ummm lets just say we were late for our dinner reservations...

Apr 11 @ 10:43AM  
good one!

Apr 11 @ 12:07PM  
I've gotta stop wearing my glasses... I need a new perspective - lol!

Apr 11 @ 2:21PM  
Good one, Megan!

Apr 11 @ 4:29PM  
Good one Sunshine!

Apr 11 @ 11:42PM  
...My Mom boorrowed a purse from me for a special occasion. I hadn't thought about going thru it before she used it to make sure I hadn't left anything in it. HA! SURPRISE! oh yeah...there was a picture of my soon to be husband in it all buff and naked on a camping trip we had taken. Why was it in that purse...I have no clue...but it sure took my Mom a while to get the smile off her face...donkey dicks have that effect even on the elderly....

Apr 12 @ 10:12AM  
Im poundering my penis thinking about you

Apr 12 @ 10:21AM  

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