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Below is a geriatric joke I don't recall hearing that is cute. A couple of years ago I ran a contest on what geriatric jokes people found the funniest. There were some damned funny ones out of the fifty. You can find the top ten here. If you click on the link, you will see on the right a listing of the links to show all fifty. Enjoy.

Now aren't you glad that I didn't rerun them one joke, one blog at a time?

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

There is a new singles site out for seniors... www.carbondating.com

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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1bunny629

Apr 10 @ 1:00PM  
awww...that's cute.
soft_touch938

Apr 10 @ 1:26PM  
seen it...heard it...read it. But it is funny.
Sunshine79

Apr 10 @ 5:06PM  
Hahahaha, adorable!
Cootiesprayer

Apr 11 @ 10:47AM  
i have heard this but still makes me laugh. Good one Bruce. :o)
theSkwirl

Apr 11 @ 12:28PM  

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