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  SpunkyRed

Sometimes I feel unappreciated, but after I read this I was relieved a little.

Wow!!! And I thought I had had some bad days but I guess they were all a piece of cake after these....



Things Got You Down? Well Then, Consider These:

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.... Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday housekeeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his IPod.

Are You OK Now? No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What! STILL having a Bad Day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now; feeling better?

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RevDocLove

Apr 9 @ 1:40PM  
Much better..Thanks
SpunkyRed

Apr 9 @ 1:44PM  
I'm glad I could be of assistance Doc!
justme4u

Apr 9 @ 1:50PM  
max49

Apr 9 @ 2:01PM  
No but if you come over here and lay your head on my shoulder and let me feel you up....I mean hold you close I will feel much better.
1bunny629

Apr 9 @ 2:07PM  
ouch.....
Sunshine79

Apr 9 @ 4:44PM  
LMAO!
PinkToeNails

Apr 9 @ 6:30PM  
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet did not pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now; feeling better?

That made me feel real good!!


Funny!!
StraddleMyNose

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Apr 9 @ 9:58PM  

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