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IM SOOOO FUCKING PISSED!!!!

posted 4/9/2010 10:05:45 AM |

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DickSlippery

Its almost 7am and Im still up knowing full well I have 2 work in the morning (ha...it is morning, dickhead! U have a few hours left, but that's all...). I hate not getting enough sleep. But that's not really whats gotten under my petticoat and started my day off on the wrong foot. No, what got me mad was...

I'm out of weed and who gives a shit about dancing with the stars and whig isnt listed as a popular tag anymore and MY FUCKING LAPTOP IS STILL BROKEN!!! and it sucks having 2 go 2 the library and reserve a computer and I broke my glasses last night and Im tired of getting emails from Nigerian princesses who know I am an honest man who looking for lover and frind 2 meet face 2 face for the sex in America but first can I help by making a small deposit from the family account for this I can keep 2000 US dollars and can I wire the rest 2 pay for ticket 2 come see U and show U my big breasts and wetness and who the fuck decided we needed cone-shaped coffee filters anyway and how is it that after all these years I finally get a chick off AMD on my couch and still I manage 2 find a way 2 not get laid!!! and Im still out of weed and how come no one sends me naked pics anymore and if I wanted 3D television Id just look out the fucking window and I bit off all my fingernails last night in a fit of nervousness and where the fuck is Ithica anyway and Im not sure if I should just go 2 bed or jerk off first and then go 2 bed and how the fuck does it cost 15 bucks for razor blades and did I mention I was out of pot?

But hey - death is off the table so none of this will kill me (although someone might if I figure out how where Ithica is), so maybe if I lay down for a few hours things will look better. If not Ill just keep on...

Keeping U posted,

DS

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Sunshine79

Apr 9 @ 11:25AM

Will a kiss make it better?

soft_touch938

Apr 9 @ 11:47AM

Man life sure is bitin' you in the ass, huh? But damn! You sure have a way of making me laugh...thanks! Keep it up....lately I need all the laughs I can get.

RJ53

Apr 9 @ 12:27PM

Someone get naked quick and pass this man a joint.

KitKat25

Apr 9 @ 11:10PM

I have some weed...but I'm all the way in Canada.

I love your energy though DS because it makes your writing a hoot. Yeah...that's right...I called your writing a hoot.

DickSlippery

Apr 9 @ 11:45PM

I love your energy though DS because it makes your writing a hoot. Yeah...that's right...I called your writing a hoot.

WOW...

she really did just call my writing a hoot. im not sure how i feel about that one.

hoot

wow

DS

Pudge2you

Apr 10 @ 1:42AM

hearing owl noises now??? don't think you need sleep OR weed...

Oh and hey Bro long time no see... good to see you still "write" or whatever you call this...lol

aftershox

Apr 10 @ 8:40AM

At least you don;t know someone at work that may have fallen for one of those nigerian princess scams. I am seriously worried about this guy, but since I found out about it second hand, I can;t set him straight or let him know that I know.

He stopped a colleague of mine, and showed him a picture of a gorgeous black lady that is flying to America to be his bride. And she has to pay him gold to marry him or something. This is fucking serious. I guess some people still don;t know about these scams and fall for them. Unbelievable. Maybe something to laugh at,, but scary tragically sad and serious when you actually know a living breathing human being with feelings who is a victim and doesn;t know it yet.

KnightsSearch

Nov 19 @ 6:42AM

All I can say is welcome to the real world .LOL

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