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posted 4/8/2010 9:04:40 PM |
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  DickSlippery

Anyone who knows me (or at the very least pays attention) can probably tell I don't really come 2 this site becuz I'm trying 2 meet people 2 have sex with (why would I? Isn't that what craigslist is 4?). I come here so I can spread my diseased message 2 the masses by writing stupid blogs and making sometimes offensive (but hardly ever off-base) remarks about other people's stupid blogs. The ego boost I get from the occasional attaboy doesn't hurt either, btw.

Still, this is a sex site, and the nature of the beast being what it is, I do, from time 2 time, come N2 contact with some interesting and ecclectic individuals (I don't know if U know who U are or not, but I do and that's enough) because every single day, all over the world, these people come 2gether here 4 reasons best left 2 the imagination in most cases. Were it not 4 AMD I have no idea if any of these tortured souls would ever hook up or even where they might possibly meet one another. I suppose that once in a while one or two of them might come across eachother at Alcoholics Anonymous or the Dollar Store or some nuthouse somewhere on the outskirts of humanity, but 4 the most part I'm thinking this is all they got.

Im getting lost telling my own fucking story. I can imagine how confusing its gonna be 4 both of the people actually who read this so I'm gonna quit. Besides, I only have 6 minutes left on my library computer so I gotta log off anyway. Maybe I will remember later and make a special effort 2 write a follow-up blog explaining whatever it was I forgot this time, but I wouldn't hold my breath. Most likely I'll just be...

Keeping U posted,

DS

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Setting the Record straight...
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100 motherfuckers online right now...97 of them OFF THE HOOK!!!
A LONG OVERDUE RANT


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onehornytoad69

Apr 8 @ 9:15PM  
Tell it man!!!
theSkwirl

Apr 8 @ 10:04PM  
Meet me at the Dollar store? I'll be there Saturday... I'll be the one in the long patchwork skirt, the rolled up grey socks and the saggy baggy sweatshirt that used to say something, but now just looks like microdots puked on it. Oh and don't forget the twenty year old Birkies.. those too, cuz they are so comfy and I can't afford a new pair. See me there.. I'll bring the ripple.

belle1010

Apr 9 @ 1:13AM  
Ok now i'm officially confused (yes I know that is a normal state for me, but you don't have to state the obvious).

Keep on keepin on DS, and i'll keep reading the rantings of a special mind!
Sunshine79

Apr 9 @ 9:08AM  
Yo...puff, puff, pass Mr. Parker!
soft_touch938

Apr 9 @ 12:06PM  
Attaboy!! Leaving you a kudo...you can pick it up at the Dollar Store providin' that Skwirl doesn't find it first and hide it in her baggy sweatshirt.
TastyCupcake

Apr 11 @ 11:02PM  
Meet me at the Dollar store? I'll be there Saturday... I'll be the one in the long patchwork skirt, the rolled up grey socks and the saggy baggy sweatshirt that used to say something, but now just looks like microdots puked on it. Oh and don't forget the twenty year old Birkies.. those too, cuz they are so comfy and I can't afford a new pair. See me there.. I'll bring the ripple.


@ the Skwirl's comment
matt6674

Apr 12 @ 4:23AM  
awesome! i couldn't have said it any better my self
Pudge2you

Apr 12 @ 6:47PM  
attaboy.

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