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posted 4/8/2010 6:38:44 AM |
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I have been watching a bunch of Cooking shows on TV...lately...
My Fav. is "Dinners,Drive-ins, and Dives"....but there is another show that I caught on the other Nite... "The Best thing I ever Ate" and the Topic was "Bacon"!!!
One of the PPL's took the viewers to a Dive...that made a Bacon Cheese Burger, that thing Looked soooo damn good...I Had to Try to make one of my Own!!!!
WTF was I thinking?!!!!
This AM..I got up around 4ish....I've a lot to do I thought I would cook my Lunch early......and yeah...I wanted "that" Damn... Bacon Cheese Burger!!! I
In the show it shows ya how they "Said" that they did that!!!! That's Bull fucking Shit!!! Someone is telling a frigging Lie!!! Stay with me here....
Yeah, I was a Dumb-ass..and tried to do like they showed the Viewers....
In the show..they Boiled the Bacon for 2 hours(I did that last night)....then cooked it on a very hot Grill! They made a Patty out of the Bacon....OMG it looked to good on TV!!! I'm a bacon freak anyways..yanno?...
Well, I followed the instructions that they took about 1 min. before I Knew I had fucked up....!!!
I didn't even think about How.. Water, Grease...and a Hot skillet... would act all together!!! ummmm...They don't fucking mix...okies?
What a Damn Mess I have!!! No... I have not cleaned it up yet...Fuck!!!
The Bacon Don't even taste like bacon......and I have grease all over Every fucking thing!!! WTF was I thinking!!!!
Fuck you.. to the bastids on TV!!!
OK..I feel better!!! Have a great Day!!!

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Apr 8 @ 8:09AM  
Thinking seemed to have little to do with it. Water, grease, fire. Your lucky it didn't start popping you with hot grease. It is kind of funny.

Apr 8 @ 8:54AM  
Just a good thing you didn't try it nekkid

Apr 8 @ 1:01PM  
BAD TOAD!!!... You just can't do that to bacon- you just can't!!! You take all of the added bad ingredients out of it when you boil it, that makes it taste sooo good! Also... the term 'limp' comes to mind too- for some reason!

Now you know!


Apr 8 @ 1:23PM  
Hey.. just cut the bacon in half and then lay it crosswise over itself.. like four or five slices.. so you end up with ten bits? anyway.. yeah put it all in a kinda pile and then lay a lid (or the bottom of a smaller pan) on it so it stays flat. That way works best. Boiling the bacon only works if you have highly salted, super smoked bacon. (remembers grampa's home cured fondly) I saw that episode too and damned if my face didn't melt! YUM.

Guy Fierri has the BEST job in show business.. the bastard.

Apr 8 @ 2:37PM  
I think you are supposed to pat the bacon dry first???? what do I know. Kudos for trying!

Apr 8 @ 4:56PM  
You can only boil certain types of bacon and then it should be pressed between paper towels and allowed to dry before going anywhere near a hot pan. You are very lucky you do not have third degree burns from that. But at least you tried something new and that is the main thing.

Apr 9 @ 8:26AM  
Throw a fresh egg in the microwave to get your mind off of it.

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