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posted 4/7/2010 11:51:20 AM |
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I think I had heard this one several times. I certainly have heard variants before (haven't we all?). But it flew into my in box and if there is anyone who hasn't heard this or forgot it and finds it funny, you can bet that they are on AMD!

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?'
St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

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Apr 7 @ 12:08PM  

Apr 7 @ 12:09PM  
I have heard it, but it is still pretty funny.

Apr 7 @ 12:11PM  

Apr 7 @ 12:22PM  

Apr 7 @ 12:32PM  

Apr 7 @ 1:08PM  
Thanks for the laff! Good timing

Apr 7 @ 2:31PM  
so....I am guessing the heavens don't notice good merit till it is too late...make note to myself....

Apr 7 @ 3:53PM  
Very old, but still funny

Apr 7 @ 5:15PM  
yep, heard it, but its still funny

and laughin on here sure beats everyone wanting to fight

Apr 7 @ 6:07PM  
HAH!! Heard it before. But it's still funny.

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