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The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary!

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

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Apr 7 @ 11:50AM  
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

I see this one a lot.... but the last time I went through the hiring process for law enforcement, they issued a test to make sure you weren't a dropout or reject.

Granted it wasn't college level math and writing, but then again, how often would you need to know that level of language while beating a crack head, or college algebra in the middle of a high speed chase?

If Crackhead is traveling at 100mph, and you are traveling at 130mph... how long before you can pit Crackhead into curb?

I think the most important training a cop can have these days is how to recognize where the cameras are....

May 3 @ 11:15AM  
Or the cops can actually do their jobs fairly, instead of doing everything unfairly when the cameras are off, I've seen too many videos lately off cops brutally beating innocent people because they were "in the moment". However, very funny blog.

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