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Grandma's Boyfriend

posted 4/6/2010 8:53:38 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Yes, it was sent to me via email...but it's cute. Probably been posted before, but, I don't care.


A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my bo yfriend.'


Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.
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onehornytoad69

Apr 6 @ 8:59PM  
RJ53

Apr 6 @ 9:08PM  
That is so cute.
PinkToeNails

Apr 6 @ 9:18PM  


Cute! Very cute!!

1bunny629

Apr 6 @ 10:37PM  
Ha!...I could almost tell my Mom that one...
Sunshine79

Apr 7 @ 9:02AM  
OMFG!!! Too cute! Greenie!
shyguy140

Apr 7 @ 9:26AM  
Have heard it before, but always get a laugh out of it.
max49

Apr 7 @ 10:26AM  
Cootiesprayer

Apr 7 @ 11:10AM  
what kids will say, i haven't heard this one. Your right it is cute chuckle.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 7 @ 7:27PM  

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