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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives............

posted 4/5/2010 5:29:32 PM |

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Sunshine79

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff

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Wordsofwit

Apr 5 @ 5:53PM

That is a small slice of a larger collection. Here is the complete set.

PinkToeNails

Apr 5 @ 5:59PM

Very funny Sunshine!!! Thanks for posting!!!

RJ53

Apr 5 @ 6:23PM

Very funny stuff

RevDocLove

Apr 5 @ 6:49PM

Try shutting your dog and your wife in the trunk for an hour..
See which one will come out wagging it's tail and be glad to see you

somnium

Apr 5 @ 6:51PM

And at the end of the day... you're happy to give the kids back to their parents but wouldn't THINK of giving any puppies back!

onehornytoad69

Apr 5 @ 7:05PM

Good one!!! But I've gotta tell ya....
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
I recently learned... that's Not true!!!

goodman1959

Apr 5 @ 7:25PM

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert,,,,maybe its just me bit thats funny

of course,I'm breathing

B9CC1D

Apr 5 @ 7:51PM

That's why I'm pleased to have a wife I can put on a leash!

sugarnspice005

Apr 5 @ 8:18PM

A dog’s parents never visit.

In my case....I have the whole damn family!

shyguy140

Apr 5 @ 9:55PM

Good ones

wstang69

Apr 5 @ 10:40PM

Amen for Man's Best Friend!

justme4u

Apr 6 @ 4:10AM

read my mind

justme4u

Apr 6 @ 4:27AM

I ahd the best dog on the planet. He was so smart. I could throw 5 different colored balls outin the yard and told him to get a certain color and he would.
He would die for me protecting me too.
BUT................
I would trade it all for the love of a decent woman. Someone to grow old with,be best friends, and share everything with.

Oh hummmm

tassie1

Apr 6 @ 5:56AM

hmmm. guess that explains why I have one wife and two dogs then huh .

whisperingcomet

Apr 6 @ 6:46AM

Have I mentioned my little dog lately? I just love him! He is the sweetest little dog!

lkb66

Apr 6 @ 9:32AM

hmmm that explains why my wife doesn't like dogs. Maybe I should trade her in for a dog.

Always want to

StraddleMyNose

Apr 7 @ 7:28PM

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