Why You Don't Want To Be An Easter Egg posted 4/4/2010 6:52:26 AM | 1 kudo what's this?     report abuse tagged: joke

shyguy140

1. You only get laid once
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2. You only get eaten once.

3. It takes you three minutes to get hard.

4. You get tossed in the garbage when they're finished with you.

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