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I think I've found the man of my dreams........

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PinkToeNails

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He just sounds TOO good to be true!! Wouldn't ya'll agree?!?!? Thank goodness he's "cured" and now, a businessman in two weeks time!!

Ex-con looking for his sweetheart - 30

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Date: 2010-04-03, 8:28PM EDT

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Hello Ladies-

I am looking for a long term relationship that could go somewhere within the next year. I just got out of jail for attended rape and murder of a girl that I was stalking a while back but I'm cured now. I will not rape you and murder you , trust me. I am not going back to jail for that agian. I am a nice guy who just enjoy having fun. I like drugs and drinking a lot and feel that it will help us grow my together in the future. I started my own company since getting out of jail two weeks ago and making a ton of money. I am an white big boned male, 30 years of age, and enjoys drugs. If you want to know more about myself please feel free to contact me. We can get high, drunk, and laid tonight!

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onehornytoad69

Apr 3 @ 9:51PM

Oh yeah...I would Be all over that!!!!!!
Women are so hard to please!!

sugarnspice005

Apr 3 @ 10:05PM

Yep...sounds like a real winner. Go for it!

somnium

Apr 3 @ 10:57PM

Is that all it takes to get lucky with the ladies? Damn... I missed the boat somewhere!

1bunny629

Apr 4 @ 12:49AM

cured, trust worthy, millionaire in 2 week druggy plus an ex con...zippy skippy...I am sure he is meant for someone...maybe his Mom can tell us...

StraddleMyNose

Apr 4 @ 1:13AM

Sounds like someone is having a little bit of fun sending that email out to the ladies. For the life of me, I can't see that being on the up and up. But hey, I could be wrong...

whisperingcomet

Apr 4 @ 8:04AM

Hey, if things dont work out between the two of you...pass along my name, Ive always wanted a lover that wouldnt rape or murder me...

alybai42

Apr 4 @ 9:18AM

I started my own company since getting out of jail two weeks ago and making a ton of money

Meth Lab? Drug Dealer? I bet he is from my area.

PinkToeNails

Apr 4 @ 9:20AM

Hey, if things dont work out between the two of you...pass along my name, Ive always wanted a lover that wouldnt rape or murder me...

Comet! You crack me the fuck right up!!

Not sure Aly... I think TN is one of the worst states for meth production! ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RJ53

Apr 4 @ 9:50AM

I think someone is having fun on here. Probably wrote that to see if someone would be insane enough to jump on it.

RevDocLove

Apr 4 @ 10:07AM

Should I reword it???

Cootiesprayer

Apr 4 @ 10:42AM

Man he sounds like a keeper pink, rofl.

ynot7769

Apr 4 @ 11:50AM

and you 2 ain't hooked up YET??

Ewe_Wish

Apr 4 @ 12:35PM

I think someone is having fun on here.
Not necessarily...........he may actually think that being that truthful will get him a woman...............I know that I just love it when men tell me straight up they won't rape or murder me............that would make me sleep so much better at night............but for him hey hes making PTN a promise...............yea like ppl like that get cured.............

PinkToeNails

Apr 4 @ 4:02PM

Okay ya'll... I found this ad on Craigslist!! I was bored last night and came across this one... had to share.... and NO! I would NOT consider dating this guy... I don't think he's "cured" like he says he is!

ynot7769

Apr 4 @ 4:28PM

Omg. Where's the compassion here? Hell if he's buyin a steak/lobster dinner ILL go out with him n risk he's cured .,.lmao.

PinkToeNails

Apr 4 @ 8:00PM

Not steak and lobster Steve! Drinking and drugs!!

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