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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, “Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you’ll see, you’ll feel so good!” The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up. “Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!” The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, “Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!”

The lion answers, “That little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he’s on ecstasy!”

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Apr 2 @ 9:04AM  
Silly rabbit!! Sometimes Trix aren't for kids!!!!


Apr 2 @ 10:32AM  
Bow that is a good one! Greenie for you.

Apr 2 @ 2:05PM  
Good one!!!!

Apr 2 @ 2:14PM  
and the moral of the story is...everytime someone wants you to change. ask them what they have changed lately???...or...if they are overly bouncy and happy, I guess it because they are on Ex??? HA! That will make me laugh all night long!

Apr 2 @ 2:32PM  
For the 229 viewers who didn't comment..

Apr 2 @ 4:41PM  

Apr 2 @ 4:49PM  

Apr 2 @ 6:42PM  
For the 229 viewers who didn't comment..

Bet we know who that was


Apr 2 @ 8:14PM  

Apr 3 @ 2:12AM  
I was one of the viewers............but i understand a joke the first time I read it .............I dont have to keep coming back to it 229 times to understand it................

Great joke...........hadn't heard it before..........and I don't say that very often...........

Apr 3 @ 4:18AM  

Apr 3 @ 9:21AM  
LMAO.....he was just trying to share the experience!!!!!

Apr 3 @ 8:56PM  

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