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posted 4/1/2010 9:06:27 AM |
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

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Ewe_Wish

Apr 1 @ 9:20AM  
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant

If that aint the truth..........when i was having my first baby my husband was dumb enough to say in full labor, honey I wish i could share your pain, so he did..............I bit him......
sugarnspice005

Apr 1 @ 9:41AM  
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Ya know Rev...I've been thinking. (scary, I know. ) When posting jokes and such...maybe we should put a disclaimer about not taking a drink of that coffee/pop/water/beer/wine.......until AFTER reading the blogs. I read that first one and about spit my coffee on my computer screen.
blondie_779

Apr 1 @ 9:46AM  


Hilarious have a greenie

RJ53

Apr 1 @ 9:58AM  
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

No, they will move back home and bring more with them.
KitKat25

Apr 1 @ 12:35PM  
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

No, they will move back home and bring more with them.

Truer words ^^^^^^ have never been spoken!

Greenie! Thanks for the morning laugh Doc.
justme4u

Apr 1 @ 12:41PM  
Wordsofwit

Apr 1 @ 12:43PM  
they will move back home and bring more with them.

My late ex father-in-law sired six stair stepped kids, the first five were girls. The poor bastard would no more than get one out of the house and another one would move back in separated or divorced with her kids. He said it was like having cats coming home with kittens.
1bunny629

Apr 1 @ 1:30PM  
Ha! ...never been pregers, but had a couple scares....

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