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  Sunshine79

* AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

* SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS

* FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG

* 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15

* TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTOMATIC, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

* TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700

* FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

* GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

* FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

* FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

* CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE-BONELESS

* SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

* GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.

* CUTE KIFOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFERTTEN

* WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN - FROST FREE!

* FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

* FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

* AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100

* TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

* NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

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RevDocLove

Mar 31 @ 8:37AM  
Fuckin' funny
PinkToeNails

Mar 31 @ 8:54AM  
* TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTOMATIC, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800


I know someone who might be interested in this one




cute blog!
sugarnspice005

Mar 31 @ 9:40AM  
GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

My German Shepherd is 93 lbs. neutered, and speaks dog. I got ripped off!


* GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.



* WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN - FROST FREE!



FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE - 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

Frozen toilet paper????? I'll pass.

Leaving you a greenie. thanks for the morning chuckle.
onehornytoad69

Mar 31 @ 10:14AM  
Cute..thx for sharing!!!
themama

Mar 31 @ 10:26AM  
These are just to funny...
Ewe_Wish

Mar 31 @ 12:43PM  
* AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
Now there is a man I wouldn't want to date.........


* SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS
Depending on the state...........this may be used more than the coffee pot.........

* FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.
Doesn't that make you want to just rush out and buy the dog.....or run over it?

* AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100
So its what? a polish american flag?

1bunny629

Mar 31 @ 1:54PM  
To The Person That Stole My 40 Foot Ladder: When you climb up to about 30 feet
...oh, HA! never mind. RIP...I hold no grudges.
B9CC1D

Mar 31 @ 3:35PM  
* NOTICE: TO PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE. PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.

Ad didn't work. I still don't know who took my fuckin' pumpkin and I've been hearing weird things about mutants popping up in the pine barrens.
theSkwirl

Mar 31 @ 5:49PM  
Human Soul (black friday special)
Date: 2009-11-27, 5:10AM EST

I am interested in selling my soul or trading it to someone that could help me acquire holiday gifts for myself and family. I have been short on cash due to the low amount of work available here in sunny Florida and would greatly appreciate the help. You will receive a contract and certificate of authenticity both will be signed in my own blood and will verify by name that you are the new owner of my soul. (this is not a joke i really am selling it!) you could use it to trade the devil for fame or riches (keep in mind that you don't have to give him your own soul), you could use it as a doormat you could give it away as a gift or resell it the options are endless! please help my family have a great holiday and buy my soul now! i will also trade for household items and electronics, car or truck, gas mopeds, ect. you get the idea. thank you and have a great holiday season!

* Location: orlando
Cootiesprayer

Mar 31 @ 7:13PM  
CHARMIN ULTRA BATHROOM TISSUE-BONELESS
Well I definitely wouldn't want a bone when using this! rofl...these are great as always sunshine. :o)
StraddleMyNose

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Mar 31 @ 8:09PM  
goodman1959

Apr 2 @ 8:03AM  
very funny,,,isn't it amazing that people actually put these kind of ads in the paper and wonder why they don't get any responses


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