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posted 3/27/2010 11:03:01 PM |
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A farmer orders a glass of champagne in a bar.
A woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man .. 'I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence...'

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NightOfOld

Mar 28 @ 12:30AM  


B9CC1D

Mar 28 @ 2:47AM  
Yowch!
PinkToeNails

Mar 28 @ 8:11AM  
Well I'll be damned! What a coincidence!


Sunshine79

Mar 28 @ 9:27AM  
LMAO
ynot7769

Mar 28 @ 9:39AM  
RevDocLove

Mar 28 @ 10:28AM  
Aha!!!! The old different strokes routine

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