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WoW's Blonde Joke

posted 3/26/2010 6:27:14 AM |
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I made this up myself!

A blonde princess was walking along the lake shore bemoaning the fact that she hadn't met her prince. Suddenly a voice called out to her, "Hey, over here!" She looked around and saw no one. The voice again called out, "Down here!" She then saw that the only one around appeared to be a frog. "Do you remember the story of the princess and the frog?" he asked. "Yes, I do," she cheerfully replied. "Well, that story is true but with one difference. You don't kiss the prince on the lips, but rather you give him a long special kiss at a magic place between his legs." The princess smiled and proceeded to comply. After a few minutes he began to moan and shot off a load in her mouth. When she had gotten every drop she looked at him, but nothing happened. "I thought you said that the princess and frog story was true?" she asked puzzled. "It is," he replied. "But I'm a toad."

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Mar 26 @ 6:33AM  
With this being your joke...I somehow knew it would end this way.

Thanks for the early morning laugh.

Mar 26 @ 7:09AM  

Mar 26 @ 8:36AM  
Geez, lol

Mar 26 @ 10:57AM  
That is just funny

Mar 26 @ 1:38PM  
Sneaky lil bastardo

Mar 26 @ 3:11PM  
Uh oh! wart lips!

Mar 26 @ 4:29PM  
Just like a male, any thing to get a BJ I loved it WOW

Mar 26 @ 4:56PM  
Good one.

Mar 26 @ 5:09PM  
Seems I've heard that somewhere before. Oh well silly me. I didn't think it was very funny then either.

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